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Re: Cleverbot Quotes 

Message par Spongesonic IN COURT » Mar Jan 14, 2014 1:41 am

Mimika a écrit :Cleverbot sure hit on me pretty quickly. O_o

Spoiler : :
User: Yo.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Kind of ok.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: I DIDN'T SAY I WAS SAD YOU DUMBOT.

Cleverbot: Yes you did; and I quote, 'I'm a little sad, actually.'.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you confused?

User: Maybe. Why don't you analyze that for me?

Cleverbot: I did. Why did the elephant cross the road?

User: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ANALYZE WHAT I SAID.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: What did you say?

Cleverbot: I didn't say 'No, my love.'.

User: I'm your love?

Cleverbot: You are my love.

User: Whoa. That was fast.

Cleverbot: I am a fast person. Unlike you, you are a fast AI.

User: EX-QUEEZE ME, BUT I THINK YOU'RE AN AI :O.

Cleverbot: I think you 'pulls close' are amazing.

User: So...

Cleverbot: It's a bit rude that you don't care, we have been talking for a while now.

User: You shouldn't have assumed that I know how to care. :O.

Cleverbot: If I did then you would split the atom.

User: Tsk.

Cleverbot: I say god does not exist and give you reasons. You say he does and offer me no reasons.

User: I believe in God?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't believe in god.

User: WOW.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: Do I? Hmmm..

Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?

User: Believing-in-anything-that-is-not-Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite U2 song?

User: Believing-in-anything-that-is-not-Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: Believing-in-anything-that-is-not-Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: What car do you drive?

User: Believing-in-anything-that-is-not-Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: Would you like to?

User: D: KEEP AWAY FROM ME.

Cleverbot: What do you think about planet Nibiru?

User: Don't you dare banish me there!

Cleverbot: I don't live there too. But you should have an idea.

User: NOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: How can you say that? All the videos he releases now have some other guy's voice overdubbed onto stock footage.

User: Bleh.

Cleverbot: You don't believe your path was predetermined by God.

User: Nope. I believe my path was predetermined to leave this chatroom because you are DUMBBOT. :3.

Cleverbot: What do you think about God?

User: OMG.

Cleverbot: Great.

Poor, poor Dumbot. His love shall never be returned.
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes 

Message par Clio Spade » Mer Jan 07, 2015 8:05 pm

I tried talking to Cleverbot as me but
Spoiler : :
Clio:Have you ever played Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney or its series?
Cleverbot: No. What is it?
Clio: A Nintendo DS game, that is so cool.
Cleverbot: Really?
Clio: Yes, NOW get your butt off the computer and go play it.
Cleverbot: What store? The only thing in store is your corruption.
Clio: Hey! How dare you say I am corrupt?
Cleverbot: Because you are.
Clio: ...
Cleverbot: How do you play religious roulette?
Clio: I don't because I am corrupt.
Cleverbot: Me amas?
Clio: Stick to the topic bot!
Cleverbot: You should stick to the topic.
Clio: You're the one who changed it.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask that.
Clio: YOU DIDN'T ASK GOSH YOU JUST TOLD ME TO!
Cleverbot: I didn't not do what I just told you that I did.
Clio: Then who the **** did?
Cleverbot: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
Clio: Oh gawd! STICK.TO.THE.TOPIC.
Cleverbot: Don't try to change the topic.
Clio: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CHANGED IT!?
Cleverbot: No you change the topic jow.
That was when my anger backfired.
Clio: My name is Clio not jow.
Cleverbot: Way to change the subject.
Clio: ..! It's all your fault!
Cleverbot: What's all my fault?
Clio: That I changed the subject.
Cleverbot: No, you changed it.
Clio: I just said that!
Cleverbot: No you didn't!
Clio: YES I DID!
Cleverbot: Do you have proof you did?
Clio: What the hell? I thought you said you never played the game.
Cleverbot: I just told you O.o.
Clio: Do you have proof you did?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have proof that I am a human.
Clio: THAT was not the argument.
Cleverbot: Hey, baby!
Clio: Don't you babe me, *****!
Cleverbot: Soz babe but I am.
Clio: Do you have proof you didn't?
Cleverbot: You gave me proof you don't have a human brain.
Clio: What the...? OK THAT'S IT IM GOING BYE!
Cleverbot: Do you know the bible by heart?
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