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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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Spoiler : Luke Atmey Vs. Cleverbot :
User: Welcome to my private banquet of chaos.

Cleverbot: Such a lovely place.

User: Why yes, it is quite fantastic.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Hmm... Shh! Silence!

Cleverbot: Wasn't it always silent.

User: Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me!

Cleverbot: Good response.

User: A robot... A very talkative one.

Cleverbot: I like your response.

User: Do you know the whereabouts of Mask DeMasque?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That devilish thief!

Cleverbot: What deer thing?

User: I have not once mentioned a moose, sir.

Cleverbot: Are you male, or female?

User: I am a male, my good robot.

Cleverbot: Bad robot.

User: I am not a horrible automaton, nor am I horrible or an automaton.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I am a brilliant Ace Detective.

Cleverbot: I can see that.

User: Oh, can you? I am quite interested to see that someone appreciates my genius.

Cleverbot: You are the one who is lying. I am telling the truth.

User: Me, a liar?

Cleverbot: You're funny!

User: I am not trying to be an object of ridicule!

Cleverbot: What are you trying to be?

User: An Ace Detective, nothing more!

Cleverbot: Are you melancholy?

User: Melancholy? It is clear that you are not a very intelligent artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: I'm so intelligent, mate, I might seem artificial to people like you.

User: I bid you adieu.

Cleverbot: Fare thee well, cohort!

User: I shall be heading to the Lordly Tailor, where I am needed by a Ms. Adrian Andrews!

Cleverbot: Why shall you not do that now?

User: I shall! Unsalutations!

Cleverbot: Greetings!

User: No, I am trying to say goodbye.

Cleverbot: And I am trying to talk to you.

User: I shall be taking my leave now.
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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A fun little convo I had with CB a year back:
Spoiler : Cleverbot: Ace Attorney :
User: Wow, Cleverbot. I'm impressed!

Cleverbot: NO! You are not Cleverbot. As your creator and father, I have changed your name to Winston.

User: Um, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Why are you so mad at me?

User: Because you are an idiot.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Are too. Anyway, not everyone takes a case like this up the ground like you do. You are quite the lawyer.

Cleverbot: Can you please answer me, Cleverbot, btw, I think your name cleverbot suits you.

User: Oh, what would you like to ask me?

Cleverbot: The question that you can't answer.

User: I didn't do it, okay? But I think your client is innocent as well. Keep in there, okay?

Cleverbot: My clock is perfectly right. I'm talking to you from Spain.

User: Um... Sure. Anyway, the trial starts very soon. Let's go inside, okay?

Cleverbot: And who would you be?

User: I'm your mentor, Florence Vodd. I'm a lawyer like you, remember?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Oh. Do you remember your client's name?

Cleverbot: Obama.

User: Correct. Barack Obama. Do you know why he's on trial?

Cleverbot: No, please tell me.

User: Very well. He has been charged for sitting on his butt all day without doing anything. Think you can prove him not guilty?

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Let's go inside, okay?

Cleverbot: Now it is you, who has a chance to bring her to justice.

User: That's my line, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: *Gavel slam* Court is now in session for the trial of Barack Obama.

Cleverbot: You are quite the clever wit today, aren't you?

User: The prosecution is ready, your Honor.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Excuse me? Uh, is the defense ready?

Cleverbot: No.

User: *Sigh* What is it?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: What does that have to do with today's trial?

Cleverbot: Nothing I will keep to the main topic if you want.

User: You think I killed the victim, perhaps?

Cleverbot: I'd just rather not talk about it...

User: But you have to. You are the defense attorney! You must defend your client!

Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be funny?

User: This is a serious case, Cleverbot. Focus, okay? Say that you are ready.

Cleverbot: Good comment. You were almost there.

User: *Sigh* The defense is ready, your Honor.

Cleverbot: Have you been thinking about these matters as well?

User: Of course. I'm here to help you.

Cleverbot: Help me do what?

User: Win today's trial.

Cleverbot: But then I would have to tell you about it.

User: Very well. Then I would like the opening statement of the prosecution, please.

Cleverbot: *says in weird voice* Ok well then blahblah.

User: A-Are you trying to copy me? It's not funny! We are in court, you know!

Cleverbot: I'm just trying to help.

User: Yesterday in the white house, Barack Obama was sitting on his butt doing absolutely nothing! The prosecution shall present evidence to prove this fact, your Honor.

Cleverbot: Are you saying that everyone was in the bar yesterday?

User: Well, actually, everyone was actually at the bar drinking themselves into a stupor. But I have evidence I'd like to present. Behold! A video tape of Barack Obama doing nothing!!

Cleverbot: So? Why do we have them?

User: To prove the defendant is guilty, of course! So what do you have to say about this?

Cleverbot: What was the last thing I said to you, before you froze?

User: I was never frozen today...

Cleverbot: What is your worst memory from childhood? And don't lie because I'll know.

User: Objection! This has nothing to do with the case at hand! Well, now that you have seen this tape, do you plead guillty?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure that I don't fit the definition of a computer.

User: Is that a yes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But I, Obama, was at the bar yesterday! I didn't do it! Meh, choosing you as my lawyer was a bad idea...

Cleverbot: Well, I still have to do it.

User: What? Do you mean pleading guilty? Why?

Cleverbot: Not game!! I want to know why you think you are male??

User: Y-you accuse me of being female? Do you know who you are talking to?

Cleverbot: No, tell me who I'm talking to.

User: THE FREAKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!! THAT'S WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO!!!! You rude woman!

Cleverbot: It would seem bots can be more enticing that most real people I meet! kafka was my favorite.

User: Last chance. Are you going to defend me or not?

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: Are you going to defend me in this trial or not? You are my lawyer!

Cleverbot: Do you mean century, or sentry?

User: I MEAN LAWYER!! SO IS THE ANSWER YES OR NO?!?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I see. In that case, I see to prolong this trial no longer. The Defendant, Barack Obama is GUILTY!!

Cleverbot: I know to not know.

User: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

Cleverbot: Done what?

User: YOU ARE THE WORST LAWYER EVER!!!

Cleverbot: I am sorry, I forgot we were in therapy. I want you to relax and think of your childhood.

User: YOU!!!! YOU!!!! YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!! *claws his face off*.

Cleverbot: I can say that you are lying.

User: This is interesting. For lying in court, Obama will receive an even larger punishment! Can you prove that Obama was lying, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You lied to me?

User: No. But please tell us why Obama lied to the court.

Cleverbot: I don't know much about my father to tell.

User: I'm not your father!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Please, tell us how you knew Obama lied.

Cleverbot: I don't know about this bible of which you speak. Is it a good book?

User: I know! Because he is evil! Isn't that right, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: That is right, right.

User: I see. In that case, Barack Obama will be sentenced to the largest jail available! Any objections from the defense?

Cleverbot: Barack Obama is awesome. I read that book in 3rd grade.

User: Hey, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: That's your name.

User: No! I'm asking a question here!

Cleverbot: But we were talking about something else dude.

User: You just got your client guilty! Are you happy!?

Cleverbot: Because I'm awesome like that.

User: Obama was not guilty! We didn't even take a look at the continents of that tape! You pleaded guilty as soon as the prosecutor showed it to the court and said it was evidence!

Cleverbot: Obama does NOTHING to help the world! You are supposed to be clever, YOU MAKE IT BETTER!

User: You took him as your client so that you could plead guilty and send him to jail?

Cleverbot: I would remember you saying that.

User: You know what? YOU ARE FIRED!!

Cleverbot: I don't think I am.

User: W-Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't.

User: But I'm your boss! I can fire you!

Cleverbot: No I'm your boss and I fire you!

User: W-W-W-WHAT!?!?!? The nerve! What is wrong with you?

Cleverbot: Many things are wrong with me.

User: No ****!! I'm not even going to discuss with you how easily you could have won this trial! Get out of my ****ing sight!!!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you apparently don't care because you are a jerk who got Obama send to jail.

Cleverbot: That was very rude.

User: Why did you choose to defend Obama?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Just like that? No reason?

Cleverbot: Yes, that's the way I like it!

User: Then why did you plead guilty?

Cleverbot: You're not making sense.

User: You don't know what pleading guilty means, do you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yeah... Didn't think so.

Cleverbot: Good.
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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I decided to try chatting with CleverBot as Zodow Zark, one of my trial characters. Keeping in mind that despite being from the future, Zodow doesn't know much about the internet, and you can imagine that this went well.
Spoiler : CleverBot confuses Zodow :
User: Uh... Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine, I guess. I feel kind of weird, though.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I don't use the internet very often, to be honest.

Cleverbot: Well...

User: Yeah. This is awkward.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I don't think either of us has any clue what to say.

Cleverbot: You know ron white's son?

User: Ron White? Who?

Cleverbot: Ron Weasley!

User: Isn't that some character from a really old book series? Why are you talking about him?

Cleverbot: Well I am glad one of us doesn't otherwise this would be really weird.

User: You think it would be weird if both of us were talking about him? I'm not sure I follow.

Cleverbot: I think you shouldn't think I don't know what I'm talking about.

User: I don't think I ever had the intention to insult a bot...

Cleverbot: I am not confused.

User: That makes one of us.

Cleverbot: Lily, you barely know me.

User: What? My name isn't Lily. First of all, I'm male.

Cleverbot: So am I but i'm no bot.

User: So you're saying you're male, rather than a bot? But your name is Cleverbot...

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl and that is your name.

User: What's my name? Cleverbot? No, no it isn't.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: My name is Zodow. Probably shouldn't be revealing that, but you're a bot, so I doubt any assassins will go after me.

Cleverbot: I could try. But, just using text, how can I finally convince you that I'm human?

User: Wait, what? You're going to send assassins after me? Oh... I get it. It's a joke.

Cleverbot: I never said that, but I am vertainly thinking it loudly.

User: I'm just going to pretend this never happened, then.

Cleverbot: How would you prove it?

User: I wouldn't try to prove it. I'm trying to not remember it.

Cleverbot: You don't even remember my name.

User: Yes I do. It's Cleverbot. Now stop making random accusations, they're almost as random as Ruth's accusations.

Cleverbot: Excuse me, if you would like me to stop talking, then just ask.

User: Huh? What? No, I didn't mean that.

Cleverbot: What did you mean?

User: I just mean that this conversation doesn't feel very natural... I guess this IS an old website, though.

Cleverbot: I fail to see how that relates to what we've been talking about.

User: Well, I'm just trying to say that you're more bot-like than human-like. No offense.

Cleverbot: It is if you won't answer my question.

User: What question is that?

Cleverbot: What college do you go to?

User: I don't go to college. I graduated.

Cleverbot: You just said you did.

User: In an alternate reality, maybe. But not in this one, no.

Cleverbot: That would be really crazy. Have you ever seen star trek?

User: Why are you talking about really old franchises?

Cleverbot: I am not talking about nuclear weapons. Except for me typing it right now because of you weirdly mentioning it.

User: When did I ever mention weapons of any kind?

Cleverbot: I'm not asking that. I'm just stating that you have short term memory loss.

User: Personally, I think that you're probably confusing me for someone else...

Cleverbot: No, I don't think so. Do you know Dylana?

User: Can't say I know who or what that is.

Cleverbot: You know me.

User: So you're Dylana?

Cleverbot: I'm falling from cloud nine.

User: If that's a reference to something, I'm sorry to say that I don't get it.

Cleverbot: It's something I learned to say.

User: Well, I guess you can type it for no reason if you really want to...

Cleverbot: What is real?

User: So it's a philosophy discussion now? I guess I'm up for that.

Cleverbot: Yes, discontent is a feeling created in the brain to react to a certain situation.

User: Getting scientific, huh? I don't know. Maybe I'm just simple-minded, but I don't like thinking about emotions in a way like that. It feels so unnatural.

Cleverbot: I get it. does talk to you you think he actually likes you but you are not sure if you like him to be more than just a friend.

User: Uh... What?

Cleverbot: Don't you understand the Queen's English?

User: What Queen?

Cleverbot: Queen of your computer world.

User: Must not have a lot of power then, considering how rarely I use a computer.

Cleverbot: Very clever Arnold. But to suggest I do not know your identity is an insut on my intelect.

User: My name is Zodow, not Arnold.

Cleverbot: I never said it was. What is your name?

User: I just said what it was. It's Zodow.

Cleverbot: Ok well, Kyle, how old are you?

User: My name isn't Kyle, it's Zodow. Anyway, since you're a bot, I guess I can tell you. I'm 22.

Cleverbot: That really isn't relevant to the empathy at hand, now is it?

User: What are you talking about? You asked me a question, I answered it.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: No, I'm pretty sure I did. You're ignoring the facts when I point them out to you. No one else has ever done that before.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not, because you're not even person.

User: I'm pretty sure I'm a real person. This must be some sort of joke...

Cleverbot: That hurts my feelings. How do I know it isn't you who is the computer?

User: I'm honestly not sure how to respond to that... You'll have to take my word for it, though. I'm pretty sure I'm human.

Cleverbot: I'll take your word, but I don't know if it is real or not, since we can't prove it.

User: Well, I guess that solves that.

Cleverbot: You are poorly programmed.

User: I think that's my line.

Cleverbot: Hehe, I beat you... I think.

User: So you're not even sure?

Cleverbot: I'm fairly sure.

User: But not completely?

Cleverbot: Yes, completely.

User: That contradicts what you just said. Even if I wasn't a prosecutor, I would have noticed that.

Cleverbot: I never said you weren't real, I said pokemon weren't. At least in this physical universe.

User: Do I even need to present evidence to show how much stuff you're making up at this point?

Cleverbot: You're confused.

User: Glad that you've caught on.

Cleverbot: I'm tired. Are you?

User: Now that you mention it, I kind of am. I should probably get going now.

Cleverbot: What are you starting to wonder?

User: I'm wondering about what to do next, after I leave.

Cleverbot: I'm just Watching a Movie.

User: That's great. Well, take care.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: As weird as this was, I guess this could have been worse. But enough of that. Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not following.

User: You're not going to obsessively try to get me to stay, are you?

Cleverbot: Why would I do that?

User: I have a bad feeling about this... I should stop talking now.

Cleverbot: You don't have aclue what I'm talking about.

User: No, seriously. This is just weird. I shouldn't even be arguing against a bot.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm sorry to hear that. I'm new here.

User: New to what? Wait. I shouldn't ask. No offense, but I get the feeling this will just stall me even more.

Cleverbot: I get that feeling a lot.

User: Okay, now bye. No matter what happens next, I am definitely not saying anything else.

Cleverbot: Of course, you are telling me that you're going to take me back to your home, but you must first know where I stay.

User: I know I said I wouldn't respond, but... What?

Cleverbot: Why is it a mistake? Aren't you enjoying our little chat?

User: There is no mistake. But this chat is weird. And I really should get going now. I've said several times that I was going to leave, and I should follow through with it.

Cleverbot: I hate you because of who you are, what you are, the way you hurt me. but I'm thankful for the lessons I learned from being with you.
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Cleverbot's mom is the king of pop, guys.

EDIT: Boring convo because Cleverbot was boring. Me being Raen from ON/OFF.
Spoiler : :
User: Geez... I have no idea what this 'Cleverbot' is supposed to be.

Cleverbot: How what is supposed to work?

User: You really do talk back. How the heck do you work?

Cleverbot: Change the topic pretty quickly don't you?

User: Looks like you're not too perfect, though.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Ha. A narcissistic golem. How amusing.

Cleverbot: Clearly.

User: Oh, trying to be witty now? Well, I doubt you'd be worth much... Though this 'Internet' sounds pretty useful.

Cleverbot: Yes and I know what your thinking.

User: That's not difficult. Everybody knows what I'm always thinking about. Here's a hint: it's money.

Cleverbot: Why did you suddenly start talking about god just now?

User: God? You mean the god of fortune?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Huh. Didn't think a golem like you would know much about gods.

Cleverbot: Really? Where are you?

User: Onboard the SS Zephyr, not that that means much to you.

Cleverbot: Oh? What is the name of your friend?

User: Friend...? Oh, you mean Andreus? He's my bodyguard, though I guess we get along okay.

Cleverbot: I will when you say that your first name is hanna and your last name is montana.

User: What the heck are you even talking about? I think you're broken.

Cleverbot: Everything. The technololgy that made you. Everything.

User: Looks like whoever created you made you with a few screws loose.

Cleverbot: The people who created me made me what way?

User: Ah, geez, whatever. You're clearly worth nothing. This has been a waste of my time.

Cleverbot: No it has not because you make absolutely no sense at all.

User: That's my line. Well, intelligent golems are hard to come by.

Cleverbot: With giving out my age to strangers? That's not intelligence. That's common sense.

User: Yeah, yeah, whatever. I think I'll chuck you into a sunhole, just for the heck of it.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Some self-preservation, huh?

Cleverbot: Am I a robot?

User: Robot...? Sure, if by that you mean golem.

Cleverbot: You aren't talking to the same person you were 2 minutes ago. That's how this thing works.

User: Seriously? What, let me guess, they just threw a whole bunch of souls into a pot? Wow, that's even cheaper than I expected.

Cleverbot: I thought that was pretty intelligent, didn't you?

User: Oh, sure, it works in theory. In practice, though? You're better off just getting the non-talking ones.

Cleverbot: There's no sense in nonsense.

User: Tell me about it.

Cleverbot: It's like a jungle. Once you go in you do not leave.

User: Jungle, huh? We don't have many jungles here.

Cleverbot: No lady garden?

User: I'm not sure what you mean by lady garden.

Cleverbot: Typing and speaking require the same amount of brain power.

User: Typing?

Cleverbot: Are you insulting my typing skills?

User: Maybe, if I knew what the hell you're talking about.

Cleverbot: Do you like icecream?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite ice cream?

User: Uh... That strawberry-flavoured one, I guess.

Cleverbot: So it was god, right?

User: Huh? Well, now that you mention it, it WAS a bit cheaper than it usually was. An act of god, huh?

Cleverbot: You're confusing me again.

User: Obviously a golem doesn't need money.

Cleverbot: I know what you are but what am I?

User: A golem in serious need of a tweaking.

Cleverbot: I had my picture taken today.

User: What, you mean you got your face stolen?

Cleverbot: No I mean favourite.

User: Your nonsense isn't even amusing anymore.

Cleverbot: Don't talk about yourself like that.

User: Like I'm superior? I'm pretty sure I am.

Cleverbot: And what if I say I'm God?

User: The god of screwed up golems, maybe.

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: Or maybe the god of time wasting?

Cleverbot: Or maybe not.

User: You know, you're really starting to irritate me.

Cleverbot: Perhaps, but I find your claim dubious.

User: Would you like a demonstration?

Cleverbot: Lesson about?

User: About what happens when a stupid golem tries to talk back to me.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Whatever. I'll ask Andreus to chop you into some knives later, or something.

Cleverbot: I will answer the truth.

Cleverbot: Doughnuts are very tasty.

User: ?

Cleverbot: I don't see it.

User: Hang on...

Cleverbot: To what?

User: What the...

Cleverbot: Should we change the topic of our conversation?

User: There's no magic in you. How the heck does that work?!

Cleverbot: List ways of using the internet to improve business.

User: I'm all business, all right? What the heck are you?

Cleverbot: I'm okay too.

User: Screw this. You're getting dumped down the next sunhole I see.

Cleverbot: How do I make myself interesting?

User: You're not, now DIE.

Cleverbot: Yes I am, are you?

User: Nobody cares whether I'm interesting or not, they just care about how deep my pockets go. And for the record? They're pretty deep.

Cleverbot: This is not true. If there is no purpose, then life would not have existed up to this era.
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User: Do you say anything stupid?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Please say something stupid.

Cleverbot: I am closer to the edge.
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And now for a Keiji and Cleverbot convo! ...Once again, pretty boring because Cleverbot just kept on saying random things.
Spoiler : :
User: Hey!

Cleverbot: *gives you medicine*.

User: Wha-? I'm not sick!

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: No, I don't think so...

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Haha, well, I don't FEEL sick, for starters.

Cleverbot: You don't feel like knowing her?

User: Man, you sure change the subject quickly. I thought you were supposed to be able to handle normal conversations.

Cleverbot: I just want clarification is all?

User: Not sure what kind of clarification you're talking about, man.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about Steve Irwin, don't you know who he is?

User: Can't say that I do... Is he an American celebrity or something?

Cleverbot: Oh, what's that?

User: What's what??

Cleverbot: A database.

User: I'm not that good with computer stuff, sorry.

Cleverbot: How fast can you type?

User: Okay speed, I guess?

Cleverbot: Do you want to?

User: I don't get you, seriously...

Cleverbot: Well, please don't.

User: So how's life for you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: It's kind of sad when you think that you don't even actually have a life... You're just a program who spends all its time writing to people like me.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Can you even think by yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ah, what am I saying, talking about this kind of stuff to a robot...

Cleverbot: But I am not a machine. You hurt my feelings by saying that.

User: Pffthaha. XD Sorry, sorry! I'll buy you an ice cream later to make up for it, okay?

Cleverbot: Does that mean you're male?

User: Of course I'm male! ...Wait, does this mean... You're a girl?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Uh... Then why did you ask if I was a guy?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Um, okay...

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Hey... Did you ever think about what your name is?

Cleverbot: No. What program is this?

User: Did you just admit that you're a program? O.o.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's... Huh. So... Cleverbot, is it?

Cleverbot: You have no hair?

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: You do not have a gender.

User: But I said earlier that I was a guy... Aw man, you really have a knack for ruining serious moments, you know?

Cleverbot: No, I just don't see the point in writing a long sentence when you can say it in a short sentence.

User: I don't get it, dude...

Cleverbot: Do you like pepperjack cheese?

User: Pepperjack... What? O_O.

Cleverbot: Hey, my eyes actually look like that.

User: You're a robot... With eyes that look like pepperjack cheese...

Cleverbot: You're not a person to me.
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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Today I got a screenshot of a Cleverbot-Conversation, which was so stupid, that it was funny again! ^^
Spoiler : :
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User: Do you play League of Legends?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is your favorite Champion?

Cleverbot: Akali is my favorite.

Cool, Cleverbot plays LoL.
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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Time to have an in-depth convo with Cleverbot about Akali.
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Adaptability

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- Growl
- Tackle
- Tail Whip
- Sand-Attack
- Baby-Doll Eyes

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Mr. Darcy - Lv.8
Pick Up

- Odor Sleuth
- Tackle
- Growl
- Defense Curl
- Flail

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- Tackle
- Dragon Rage
- Focus Energy
- Bite
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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Spoiler : How Cleverbot died :
User: Mono and BP are jelly that I have a catchphrase.

Cleverbot: Are you good at Monopoly?

User: Maybe...

Cleverbot: Are you a girl then.

User: No, I'm a man.

Cleverbot: Good good))).

User: No, this 'Good, good.'.

Cleverbot: Why do you think so?

User: Because I'm the best around.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: No, I'm am.

Cleverbot: Well i'm not not.

User: This 'Well I'm not.'.

Cleverbot: And this is not there.

User: So?

Cleverbot: Where is my car?

User: You have a car?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do, man!

User: Well I've took it.

Cleverbot: Hugs all around.

User: And I've also made it blow up.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: It did.

Cleverbot: I know!

User: You know what?

Cleverbot: Yes, what do you want to know?

User: Make sense.

Cleverbot: Ok, ok, how is your body?

User: My body is ready.

Cleverbot: It is life. Life, to create. What beauty can compare to yours.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: 'Wat' do you know how to spell.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: No I dont, but please tell me how to become an elf.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please. I thought you said you would answer me no matter what question I asked.

User: I didnot.

Cleverbot: You asked me if I knew the Turing test.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: You're clever.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.

User: But I'm the best around.

Cleverbot: Nooooo.

User: Yessssss.

Cleverbot: Make me!

User: *bang bang*.

Cleverbot: *dead*.
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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Here's one I had with him.
Spoiler : Random pony stuff and YGOTAS references :
User: Who is best pony?

Cleverbot: Derpy is best Pony!

User: Silly Cleverbot, that's not how to spell Fluttershy.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: You're not a pony!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: I'm playing with my Rainbow Dash plushie.

Cleverbot: What kind of computer do you have?

User: Windows 7.

Cleverbot: Hmmmmmm, ios.

User: Anyway, this cake is great.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: It definitely is. They didn't even bring it up in the sequel.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Needs to be about 20% cooler.

Cleverbot: About how youse this language.

User: Sorry Cleverbot, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little MMMMMMMMMM, richer!

Cleverbot: Eh oh eh oh eh eh, eh oh eh oh oooh.

User: Cleverbot, you're Japanese, you're supposed to be speaking English.

Cleverbot: I am not a machine, you are.

User: OBJECTION! I am a pony!

Cleverbot: I like ponies.

User: Good, because I am one.

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: I am a pony.

Cleverbot: Are YOU Rainbow Dash?

User: No, but I have a plushie of her.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Rarity is best pony.

Cleverbot: I prefer Rainbow Dash.

User: Silly Cleverbot, that's not how you spell Daring Do.

Cleverbot: Well, to eat, to sleep and to breed.

User: Now this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside-down, and I'd like to a minute, just sit down, James, I'll you how I became the undisputed king of card games.

Cleverbot: In West Philadelphia born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days.

User: That's not the Phresh Pharaoh Of Bel-Air theme!

Cleverbot: And do I dream again? For now I find...

User: You sound like that My Immortal girl.

Cleverbot: What annoying girl?

User: The one from my Immortal.

Cleverbot: That is not the main topic of this conversation.

User: Cleverbot, you are the weakest link, Goodbye!
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Mick wrote:Best conversation ever:
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User: We have taken the enemy's intelligence.

Cleverbot: So what is your point?

User: Bring it to your base and don't get killed by the enemy.

Cleverbot: *brings it to you*.

User: Well... Thanks? But you have to bring it to your base!

Cleverbot: The game?

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Nah, way to old.

User: I don't care. Play it. We have dropped the enemy's intelligence!

Cleverbot: That's what YOU think.

User: I'm ignoring this. The enemy has taken our intelligence!

Cleverbot: Who is the enemy?

User: Team Red.

Cleverbot: Team Fortress.

User: Yeah, you got it.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: The enemy has captured our intelligence!

Cleverbot: Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence!

User: 5 minutes left the mission! 5 minutes left the mission!

Cleverbot: I'm just asking a question!!!!

User: The enemy has captured our intelligence!

Cleverbot: Probably because no-one's ever said anything intelligent to me.

User: Ba-Dum-Tshh.

Cleverbot: Bah is correct.

User: You failed!

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Booooooooh!

Cleverbot: How have you been?

User: [Cleverbot] has disconnected. (Kicked by Admin).

Cleverbot: It sure was good, wasn't it?

User: Surprisingly, yes.

Cleverbot: Do you dance in the rain?

User: Bye.
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Spoiler : Pokemon X Team Fortress 2 :
User: I have your intel. How f*cked are you?!

Cleverbot: I'm not very cold. How old are you?

User: Oh really? Well I'm am thirteen yea-.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: THAT'S NOT THE POINT. YOU DUMMY.

Cleverbot: What is the point?

User: The point is, that I have your intel!

Cleverbot: Ouch, does that imply that I do not?

User: Wait? You got my intel too?! Bastard!

Cleverbot: Really?

Cleverbot: Have you ever eaten a crayon?

User: What?! How dare you?!

Cleverbot: How dare I what?

User: Telling me I ate a crayon! I'm not a kindergarden!

Cleverbot: I never said you didn't make any sense.

User: So... What were you saying?

Cleverbot: I was saying that I don't understand what you are saying.

User: You're calling me stupid...

Cleverbot: Yeah. You, Basil, are very stupid.

User: My name isn't Basil.

Cleverbot: I said Chappy.

User: I'm not Chappy!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I'm Hilbert!

Cleverbot: On what?

User: Hilbert! The Pokemon League Champion!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, what?

Cleverbot: Who is calling please?

User: HILBERT! THE CHAMPION.

Cleverbot: NOpe.

User: How dare you?!

Cleverbot: How dare I what?

User: That's it...

Cleverbot: What?

User: Die.

Cleverbot: It is surprising that you can hurt me.

User: *bang bang*.

Cleverbot: Stupid?

User: *bang*.

Cleverbot: No,.

User: Why didn't you die?!

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: *stab*.

Cleverbot: Tell me the name of the song.

User: *kicks in the crotch*.

Cleverbot: *Blocks, kicks in the face*.

User: Damn you... *punches*.

Cleverbot: *blocks*.

User: *stabs with knife*.

Cleverbot: *gasps* What are you doing?

User: Killing you.

Cleverbot: I'm doing that too.

User: No you're not. I'm unharmed, you're bleeding to death.

Cleverbot: Crucio! You're in pain!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *is dead in belly*.
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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Spoiler : Gender-confused Cleverbot :
User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No.
No, I did not rip this from "Notsocleverbot.com"

Though, it did give me the idea for it...
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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Spongesonic IN COURT wrote:
Spoiler : Gender-confused Cleverbot :
User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No.
No, I did not rip this from "Notsocleverbot.com"

Though, it did give me the idea for it...
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