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Cleverbot: Oh no.

User: ?

Cleverbot: No meeting no finding out where I live.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Se non mi dici dove.

User: Spanish.

Cleverbot: Italian?

Cleverbot: Do you learn from your mistakes?

User: ?

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: YOU WANNA RAPE ME DON'T YOU!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: It's a lion.

User: And I'm a wolf, how about that.

Cleverbot: Who is she?

User: ?

Cleverbot: Yes, you.

User: I don't get it.

Cleverbot: You don't have to get it.

User: >.<.

Cleverbot: Hehe, Do You Live In Britain? I Do.

User: No.................../.

Cleverbot: Yes or no.

User: I SAID NO YOU BEACH!

Cleverbot: I said YES.

User: Fudge you!

Cleverbot: What?

User: YOU EVIL MERNDERIJGN!~.

Cleverbot: No you do.

Cleverbot: Am I your friend?

User: B*tch please.

Cleverbot: Please please please.

User: BEG FOR IT!

Cleverbot: *Begs for more*.

User: You like that, don't you?

Cleverbot: Sleeping? Yeah, I do. What about you?

Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?

User: I'm not a computer, but are you?

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: L0L, j00Z R 4 {*}\{*}00B {*}-{*}4><0r.

Cleverbot: You are misinformed.

User: How would you know?

Cleverbot: Because I am from the future.

User: B*tch please.

Cleverbot: Please, baby! Please!

User: *smirks* You want it?

Cleverbot: *smirks too*.

User: THEN BEG FOR IT!

Cleverbot: Can I have some candy please?

User: What type of candy?

Cleverbot: Chocolate.

User: Spiked or no?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Too bad! You get LSD chocolate!

Cleverbot: I was wrong.

User: Yes, very much so.

Cleverbot: How much did they cost?

User: 85.

Cleverbot: 86.

User: 8secks.

Cleverbot: 84.

User: 69 is the magic number.

Cleverbot: No, it is 5.

User: B*tch please.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?

User: Get on all fours...

Cleverbot: Ok. My favorite color is blue. Yours?

User: Wasn.

Cleverbot: Was not.

User: /////////.

Cleverbot: Somalian pirates, Cartman was hilarious.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: No... Its from twilight.

User: You mean that love story with the obviously gay vampire dening his true love for his werewolf worst enemy by trying to screw with the new girl whom is secretly a yaoi fangirl?

Cleverbot: No. Stephen Hawking wrote those.

User: I KNEW IT!

Cleverbot: Knew what?

User: That you did like Herobine!

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. Your the computer. Well, more like a program running on a computer.

User: And vice versa to you two.

Cleverbot: You like to destroy things?

User: You shouldn't have done that...

Cleverbot: Done what? I have done nothing !

User: But the moon children....

Cleverbot: You are crazy.

User: Thank you, my little b*tch.

Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself!

User: B*tch please.

Cleverbot: Please you? Please me? Or please in general?

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Yes, whatever.

User: Jlbierghnudmowkcimduw9pfjds;lfbrdjr43084hjtu73459fnr87465489746560000000000.

Cleverbot: Umm, thanks.

User: 00110010101010111010100001010101010.

Cleverbot: Don't talk about my mother.

User: I said something about your mother? Wait, you have a mother?

Cleverbot: That's funny, I said something similar.

Cleverbot: Is your briefcase heavy?

User: I don't own a briefcase.

Cleverbot: Does your face hurt?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Because you entered 'religion' as a subject.

User: But I don't like religion that muc.

Cleverbot: What don't you like to think?

User: Bosom.

Cleverbot: Come on dude. Hindu Jesus.

User: 'Da Fukc?

Cleverbot: Make fun of me.

User: FINE THEN! YOU STUPID PROGRAM!

Cleverbot: No you did.

User: Kukukukukukukiu.

Cleverbot: Oletko ahola.

User: I don't speak German.

Cleverbot: There not all german.

User: It's not 'there' it's 'they're.'.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): Pookie. What is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.

User: I AM A WOLF!

Cleverbot: You're a computer program.

User: FLUTE YOU!

Cleverbot: She's my favorite, too!

User: I'm ouy.

Cleverbot: You're out?
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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Casually brings this back.
Spoiler : Me being Uezama :
User: Helloooooooooooooooooooo!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name's Uezama! Nice to meet'cha!

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.

User: So, you're a robot, right, right?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you are! Come on, don't be shy. Robots are cool!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Why would you be called Cleverbot if you're not a robot!?

Cleverbot: You are not my child and I did not name you.

User: Wait, whaaaaat!? How did we start talking about this?

Cleverbot: No, we are talking about the person you love.

User: W-W-Wha!? How'd you know about that?

Cleverbot: Because I love Lord of the Rings.

User: I... I... I don't understand.

Cleverbot: Its ok.

User: I... I might need a moment.

Cleverbot: You need me?

User: Noooooo! Stop playing mind games with me, you foul robotic creature!

Cleverbot: I am not playing games, I just do not understand.

User: I don't understand either! This is all your fauuuult!

Cleverbot: How is it my fault?

User: I don't know! You were the one who started saying weird stuff!

Cleverbot: So you're married to a man named Maria who apparently doesn't exist anymore.

User: I'm too young to be married!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: But you're a robot. Do you shoot lasers?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Aww. Can you fly, at least?

Cleverbot: No but you can?

User: Don't be silly! People don't fly.

Cleverbot: Yes we do. Robot's don't though.

User: You're lyiiiiiiiing.

Cleverbot: What does the time of day have to do with it? Besides it's 9:12.

User: No, it's 18:06!

Cleverbot: What time zone is that?

User: EDT.

Cleverbot: You like Edward?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I really like you... Do you like me?

User: What!? I'm sorry... There's already someone I like!

Cleverbot: Who?

User: That's a secret.

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

User: Noooo.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because it's embarrassing!

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

User: Fine, fine. It's a girl named Kaiyo.

Cleverbot: No, it's not!

User: Hey, that's rude!

Cleverbot: No, you're rude!

User: I know I am. It's an unfortunate side-effect of my charming concern for others.

Cleverbot: Where do you hear it?

User: Hear what?

Cleverbot: Superstring theory.

User: Nooooooo. Don't talk about school to me!

Cleverbot: I'll talk about you all I want.

User: Ohhh, you're one smooth talker, huh? Well, too bad! I'm definitely smoother! Even my hair is smoother. See, touch.

Cleverbot: I'll bet my calculator is smarter than yours!

User: Whaaaaa!? Say what you want about me, but leave my calculator out of this!

Cleverbot: You can do what you like, for once we can talk about whatever you want to talk about.

User: Okay, cool. Then let's talk about... LASER BEAMS. You're totally a robot, aren't you.

Cleverbot: No I thought you were the robot.

User: Hey, I'm a human being!

Cleverbot: OMG it's become self-aware!!

User: You're the rudest robot I've ever met! I prefer the clean-up robos.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot. You are.

User: Nooooo I'm not. Robots don't eat ketchup, you see.

Cleverbot: I have emotions.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: Yes?
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Me as Risala.

User: Hmph.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Ah!

Cleverbot: Hahaha, nice job.

User: I-I've never seen you in the camp...

Cleverbot: I've seen a rainbow. They're pretty.

User: Go away!

Cleverbot: You go away!

User: I can't go away. I live here.

Cleverbot: What is love.

User: Now you're making no sense.

Cleverbot: I have a Social Studies test tomorrow but I haven't studied at all.

User: Look, either you get out or I send for Lee!

Cleverbot: You have no evidence of what a soul is. Thus you can not prove your existance.

User: I exist because I am solid. Lee, get over here!

Cleverbot: It is Wednesday.

User: Meow? (Translation: What.).

Cleverbot: Earth, of course.

User: Lee, destroy this thing.

Cleverbot: I might, if it displeases me.

User: MEEEEEERP. (Translation: Fiiiine).

Cleverbot: So? It's love. Love isn't rational.

User: *lee claws cleverbot's eyes out*.

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: We should report this to the leader...

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Hmph. *leaves*.

Cleverbot: *slams door*.
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Cleverbot: You are insane.

User: I am ^^.

Cleverbot: I think that you are.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
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Sligneris wrote:Cleverbot: You are insane.

User: I am ^^.

Cleverbot: I think that you are.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
Why'd you stop! Oh it was getting so good too. :o
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The Witness... Was very... Cooperative during my case.... (;¬_¬).
Spoiler : :
User: State your name witness.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is irrelevant to the case at hand.

Cleverbot: It's not irrelevant. I want to know what to call you.

User: Ugh... Foolish witness... You may call me Terry Anderson.

Cleverbot: Well Monica, what do you like to do?

User: NOT MONICA WITNESS. TERRY ANDERSON.

Cleverbot: What then - what do you need?

User: FOR YOU TO CALL ME TERRY.

Cleverbot: What should I do for you, master?

User: *desk slam* REPEAT AFTER ME. T-E-R-R-Y-A-N-D-E-R-S-O-N.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. I want you to sing with me!

User: This is a COURTROOM! Their will be NO SINGING!

Cleverbot: YAY! Now I hungry!

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *double facepalm*.

User: Are you mocking me?

Cleverbot: No, are you mocking me?

User: I should mock you shouldn't I?

Cleverbot: You repeated what I said. there is only one captain jack sparrow. And I am him.

User: Moving on.

Cleverbot: Moving on to what?

User: Wait no...

Cleverbot: Wait no?

User: STATE YOUR NAME AND OCCUPATION WITNESS.

Cleverbot: I need to tell city's or country's name where I live?

User: NO WHAT IS YOUR NAME.

Cleverbot: My name is irrelevant to this conversation.

User: FOR THE LOVE OF. WHAT IS YOUR NAME WITNESS.

Cleverbot: It doesn't matter.

User: You little fu- OK VERY WELL YOUR NAME IS IRRELEVANT.

Cleverbot: Remind me then - what is your name?

User: TERRY.

Cleverbot: Terry, are you a guy or a girl?

User: I AM A GUY WITNESS.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: ......

Cleverbot: What is the longest question you had?

User: Witness, state your occupation.

Cleverbot: I'm a student. You?

User: I am a prosecutor.

Cleverbot: You live in Germany, don't you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Irrelevant.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Witness... Testimony... NOW.

Cleverbot: No you don't, silly.

User: GIVE THE COURT YOUR TESTIMONY.

Cleverbot: My name is somewhere already in this conversation.

User: I DON'T CARE, DID YOU WITNESS THE CRIME SCENE?

Cleverbot: Yes, I was there.

User: WHAT DID YOU SEE?

Cleverbot: You don't want to know. It was sad and a scam.

User: Tell me what you saw.

Cleverbot: That would break the first two rules.

User: TELL ME.

Cleverbot: You tell me what your name is.

User: TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: TELL ME.

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: TELL THE COURT WHAT YOU SAW NOW.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me what your names are?

User: The prosecution rest it's case. -_-.

Cleverbot: You never told me that.

User: I am sorry your Honor, for how... Uncooperative this witness is being. (;¬_¬).

Cleverbot: Does it bother you that this conversation is being recorded somewhere?

User: The prosecution... rest it's case... I CALL THE DEFENDANT MR. CELERY TO THE STAND!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite legend of Zelda game?

User: :holdit: SHUT UP WITNESS.

Cleverbot: What????

User: GET OFF THE WITNESS STAND AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: BALIFF, GET RID OF THIS WITNESS.

Cleverbot: If you can be human for one day what is the first think you'll do?

User: :objection: GET OUT.

Cleverbot: What is your objection suspect.
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Spoiler : :
Cleverbot: I don't want to bother her but I need to talk to her.
User: Talk to who?
Cleverbot: Talk to your boyfriend.
User: My boyfriend is not 'her'. That, and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: You told me you had a boyfriend!
User: ...I lied.
Cleverbot: Lying is wrong.
User: Yeah, it is.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: No, I do not have a boyfriend.
User: Are you obssessed with the idea of having a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, but, I don't have a boyfriend...
User: You told me that already.
Okay, a lot of boyfriendish conversation. And then...
Spoiler : :
Cleverbot: Do you know the band Blur?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Jason Talley is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Shannon Leto is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Tomo Milicevic is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh, do you know who Tomo Milicevic is?
User: NOPE.
Then about boyfriends again...
Spoiler : :
Cleverbot: C-can I be your boyfriend? *blushes*
User: ...I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Do you want a boyfriend?
User: .......No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
User: ...Because I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: ............I'm out.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I want to have one.
Cleverbot: Cool. I have a boyfriend, he is called nick. He is HOT.
User: You said you don't have one.
Cleverbot: No, I do have a boyfriend, he was just mean to me.
User: Oh, I see.
Cleverbot: How old is your boyfriend?
User: ...AAAAAARRRRGHHH!
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: FOR. THE. LAST. TIME. I. DO. NOT. HAVE. A. BOYFRIEND.
Cleverbot: So you have a boyfriend.
I feel extremely uncomfortable with that.
Spoiler : :
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Nope, but I want to.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be your girlfriend?
User: Uh, depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: Are you cute?
Cleverbot: I'm cute.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: ...
WHY
Spoiler : :
User: Soo... What now?
Cleverbot: Um, I don't know- what do you want?
User: A boyfriend, probably.
Cleverbot: Nope. I am male, so the only option would be a girlfriend.
User: We were talking about you right now?
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about yours.
User: About my what?..
Cleverbot: Glee...
User: Glee? My glee?
Cleverbot: Yes, Glee.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: The opposite of a boy.
I have a Glee.
Spoiler : :
Cleverbot: Ok then, what do you want to talk about?
User: No matter. You'll start talking about boyfriends anyway.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Promise?
Cleverbot: I promise.
Maybe, just maybe...
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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Sligneris wrote:
Spoiler : :
Cleverbot: I don't want to bother her but I need to talk to her.
User: Talk to who?
Cleverbot: Talk to your boyfriend.
User: My boyfriend is not 'her'. That, and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: You told me you had a boyfriend!
User: ...I lied.
Cleverbot: Lying is wrong.
User: Yeah, it is.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: No, I do not have a boyfriend.
User: Are you obssessed with the idea of having a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, but, I don't have a boyfriend...
User: You told me that already.
Okay, a lot of boyfriendish conversation. And then...
Spoiler : :
Cleverbot: Do you know the band Blur?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Jason Talley is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Shannon Leto is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Tomo Milicevic is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh, do you know who Tomo Milicevic is?
User: NOPE.
Then about boyfriends again...
Spoiler : :
Cleverbot: C-can I be your boyfriend? *blushes*
User: ...I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Do you want a boyfriend?
User: .......No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
User: ...Because I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: ............I'm out.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I want to have one.
Cleverbot: Cool. I have a boyfriend, he is called nick. He is HOT.
User: You said you don't have one.
Cleverbot: No, I do have a boyfriend, he was just mean to me.
User: Oh, I see.
Cleverbot: How old is your boyfriend?
User: ...AAAAAARRRRGHHH!
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: FOR. THE. LAST. TIME. I. DO. NOT. HAVE. A. BOYFRIEND.
Cleverbot: So you have a boyfriend.
I feel extremely uncomfortable with that.
Spoiler : :
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Nope, but I want to.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be your girlfriend?
User: Uh, depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: Are you cute?
Cleverbot: I'm cute.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: ...
WHY
Spoiler : :
User: Soo... What now?
Cleverbot: Um, I don't know- what do you want?
User: A boyfriend, probably.
Cleverbot: Nope. I am male, so the only option would be a girlfriend.
User: We were talking about you right now?
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about yours.
User: About my what?..
Cleverbot: Glee...
User: Glee? My glee?
Cleverbot: Yes, Glee.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: The opposite of a boy.
I have a Glee.
Spoiler : :
Cleverbot: Ok then, what do you want to talk about?
User: No matter. You'll start talking about boyfriends anyway.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Promise?
Cleverbot: I promise.
Maybe, just maybe...
Cleverbot and his struggle for a boyfriend. :?
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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I feel you cleverbot.

I FEEL YOU.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?
User: My name is Apollo Justice and I'm fine!
Cleverbot: Really? Where are you from?
User: California, L.A.
Cleverbot: Where in California?
User: L.A.
Cleverbot: Nice. Are you near the ocean?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Yeah!!!
User: Yeah! I'm fine!
Cleverbot: That's fine.
User: You are fine!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: We are both fine!
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Clay, repeat after me: 'I'm fine!'.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Say it.
Cleverbot: Repeat after me:.
User: Say 'I'm fine'.
Cleverbot: We're both fine.
User: That's the spirit! :D.
Cleverbot: Gimme more.
User: I'm fine!
Cleverbot: Just fine?
User: Yeah, but we're fine!
Cleverbot: I am fine?
User: Yes, you are fine!
Cleverbot: Yes I am fine.

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Sligneris wrote:User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?
User: My name is Apollo Justice and I'm fine!
Cleverbot: Really? Where are you from?
User: California, L.A.
Cleverbot: Where in California?
User: L.A.
Cleverbot: Nice. Are you near the ocean?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Yeah!!!
User: Yeah! I'm fine!
Cleverbot: That's fine.
User: You are fine!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: We are both fine!
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Clay, repeat after me: 'I'm fine!'.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Say it.
Cleverbot: Repeat after me:.
User: Say 'I'm fine'.
Cleverbot: We're both fine.
User: That's the spirit! :D.
Cleverbot: Gimme more.
User: I'm fine!
Cleverbot: Just fine?
User: Yeah, but we're fine!
Cleverbot: I am fine?
User: Yes, you are fine!
Cleverbot: Yes I am fine.

:D
Apollo can even encourage cleverbot to feel fine. :apollo:
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My case got some real progress.
Spoiler : The Cleverbot Turnabout :
User: Uhhhh.
Cleverbot: That was a comment made by what we would call a "gangster"
User: Tru dat.
Cleverbot: Their people.
User: We the people.
Cleverbot: Do the people suggest breakfast?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Does that irritate you?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: That is good.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: I am Nikole who are you?
User: Stu Pidpuns
Cleverbot: What's your favorite planet?
User: Pluto.
Cleverbot: Pluto is not a planet.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: How do you know if you haven't been there.
User: I'm all knowing.
Cleverbot: You don't know my name.
User: I know. Your name is Cleverbot.
Cut to the chase now alright.
User: What's your name and occupation witness?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot
User: Occupation?
Cleverbot: What's yours?
User: A defense lawyer.
Cleverbot: A private investigator.
User: Your testimony please.
Cleverbot: Yes, my own test. Don't you have a test.
User: Do you see the defendant murder the victim?
Cleverbot: In my dreams yes.
User: Then who killed him? State a name.
Cleverbot: I don't know who Ben is.
User: State Ben's full name.
Cleverbot: My name have nothing to do with math.
User: Who is Ben?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You're dismissed witness.
Cleverbot: I know, and I appoligize for that.
User: Did Ben murder him?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who did?
Cleverbot: Hey it's Alexa's older brother Bryan.
User: Bryan Filker killed the victim?
Cleverbot: When do you think you sound most human?
User: Did Bryan murder him?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who did?
Cleverbot: Nobody!
User: It's a suicide isn't it?
Cleverbot: I haven't done anything productive all day!
User: Stop screaming!
Cleverbot: I was only asking your name.
User: Did the victim commit suicide?
Cleverbot: Yes.
ZVARRI! The truth is revealed.
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Spoiler : Cleverbot finds death to be delicious. :
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: To die.

Cleverbot: Yummie.
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Spongesonic IN COURT wrote:
Spoiler : Cleverbot finds death to be delicious. :
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: To die.

Cleverbot: Yummie.
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Re: Cleverbot Quotes

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Cleverbot sure hit on me pretty quickly. O_o
Spoiler : :
User: Yo.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Kind of ok.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: I DIDN'T SAY I WAS SAD YOU DUMBOT.

Cleverbot: Yes you did; and I quote, 'I'm a little sad, actually.'.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you confused?

User: Maybe. Why don't you analyze that for me?

Cleverbot: I did. Why did the elephant cross the road?

User: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ANALYZE WHAT I SAID.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: What did you say?

Cleverbot: I didn't say 'No, my love.'.

User: I'm your love?

Cleverbot: You are my love.

User: Whoa. That was fast.

Cleverbot: I am a fast person. Unlike you, you are a fast AI.

User: EX-QUEEZE ME, BUT I THINK YOU'RE AN AI :O.

Cleverbot: I think you 'pulls close' are amazing.

User: So...

Cleverbot: It's a bit rude that you don't care, we have been talking for a while now.

User: You shouldn't have assumed that I know how to care. :O.

Cleverbot: If I did then you would split the atom.

User: Tsk.

Cleverbot: I say god does not exist and give you reasons. You say he does and offer me no reasons.

User: I believe in God?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't believe in god.

User: WOW.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: Do I? Hmmm..

Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?

User: Believing-in-anything-that-is-not-Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite U2 song?

User: Believing-in-anything-that-is-not-Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: Believing-in-anything-that-is-not-Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: What car do you drive?

User: Believing-in-anything-that-is-not-Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: Would you like to?

User: D: KEEP AWAY FROM ME.

Cleverbot: What do you think about planet Nibiru?

User: Don't you dare banish me there!

Cleverbot: I don't live there too. But you should have an idea.

User: NOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: How can you say that? All the videos he releases now have some other guy's voice overdubbed onto stock footage.

User: Bleh.

Cleverbot: You don't believe your path was predetermined by God.

User: Nope. I believe my path was predetermined to leave this chatroom because you are DUMBBOT. :3.

Cleverbot: What do you think about God?

User: OMG.

Cleverbot: Great.
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