Spoiler : A Swell New Idea! :
I'm J. P. Morgan, and I'm here to introduce you to a revolutionary idea!
*singing*
There's a problem with our government...
They aren't generous like they think they are.
There's a problem with our president...
If it comes to war, citizens can't do anything!
Well my friends, that problem's over!
I've got the perfect solution!
Our conundrum will be anhiliated,
When the public agrees!
You see, everyone in every town in every state in every country,
Made to think that they are insignifigant...
In this idea everyone,
Owns their own little section
Of their town or city my dear...
*speaking: And what is the name of this?
*sings*
Communism forever,
It's a new idea but it's swell.
We can all live together
And those in our way will go straight to Hell!
Communism forever,
And democracy will die!
I'll bet that we, the robber barons,
Can make this idea successful!
We are plagued by companies,
Companies with one head
If the stock market crashes,
What will we do?
Well they'll be darned when they hear,
Everyone still owns their piece!
After my proposed bill
Is generally released...
And it will be
Communism forever
In every last state
If other countries adapt first,
We'll say, damn we're too late!
*singing*
There's a problem with our government...
They aren't generous like they think they are.
There's a problem with our president...
If it comes to war, citizens can't do anything!
Well my friends, that problem's over!
I've got the perfect solution!
Our conundrum will be anhiliated,
When the public agrees!
You see, everyone in every town in every state in every country,
Made to think that they are insignifigant...
In this idea everyone,
Owns their own little section
Of their town or city my dear...
*speaking: And what is the name of this?
*sings*
Communism forever,
It's a new idea but it's swell.
We can all live together
And those in our way will go straight to Hell!
Communism forever,
And democracy will die!
I'll bet that we, the robber barons,
Can make this idea successful!
We are plagued by companies,
Companies with one head
If the stock market crashes,
What will we do?
Well they'll be darned when they hear,
Everyone still owns their piece!
After my proposed bill
Is generally released...
And it will be
Communism forever
In every last state
If other countries adapt first,
We'll say, damn we're too late!