Many of you over the past few days may have heard me alluding to a crackfic I've been writing. Well, here it is, in all it's glory. At over 30 pages, according to Word Processor, it's probably the biggest AAO-related thing I've ever done, which is either quite impressive, or very, very sad. At any rate, I wrote this very much by the seat of my pants over the course of a few days, and probably have made more than a few errors. Any corrections for grammar, spelling, etc. is appreciated. However, on that note, I remind you again that this is a crackfic, written as a mostly humorous what-if story about the AAOpocalypse (see what I did there? You did? Okay good I'll go shut up now). The intent of this was not to offend, mock, or ridicule anyone, and I sincerely apologize if it turned out that way, or you felt insulted by my caffeine-fueled trite. Please also note that there are lots of people on AAO, many of which I don't know (including the entirety of the French, Spanish, and other sections) so if you are not in it, I apologize, but don't throw a fit, please. I couldn't find major roles for everyone, so some of you, mostly people I don't know as well, didn't get as big of a role-- But again, crackfic, this is intended to be all in good fun.
That being said, please enjoy my nonsense. Or not. You don't have to read it. If you don't want to. It's a free country. Unless you don't live in America. But even then nobody's gonna make you read it. I won't.