Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer!

[Dramatica]

Another classic forum game I remember back from my GameFAQs days.

Basically, it's the same as the Evil Wish game, but with, er, questions. One poster asks a question. The next answers it, and asks another question. Pour exampler,

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Poster 1:

Why is the sky blue?

Poster 2:

Because Unas ran out of purple paint.

What does x mean?
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And such. The answers that go along the lines of "I dunno lol" or "Because you touch yourself at night" (EDIT: OR anything with Chuck Norris unrelated.) WILL be ignored. You're meant to think andtry. That's all. I'll start.

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Why aren't iNiS working on a sequel to Elite Beat Agents?

[Flandre]

Because they chose to work on making you upset by not.

Why does my dog bark? ((Don't say because it can't meow))

[RandomJibberish]

Because it can't moo.

Why did I have to rush to finish my CR OC contest entry?

[Powerdaan]

Because they're working on a Wii title.

Cut a lot of times
Because you're impatient

Why am I always rude towards people?

[~Count Olaf~]

Because if you weren't the site would explode.

Why am I right-handed?

~Olaf~

[RandomJibberish]

Because you aren't left handed.

Why does the site explode randomly in a daily basis?

[~Count Olaf~]

Because implosions are messy business.

Why is it that Kung Fu Panda is so awesome?

~Olaf~

[Flandre]

Because compared to tai-chi zebra, it's 1000 times better.

Why can't AAI come out overseas sooner?

[Dingzhu]

Because the American Alpine Institute's plane flight was delayed.

Why am I so crazy?

[~Count Olaf~]

You were born that way.

Why is the sun yellow?

~Olaf~

[Dramatica]

It's not. It's very light orange, with a bit of burgandy.

What are the odds?

[Dingzhu]

Odds?! Did odds stop Louis Leakey? Did odds stop Indiana Jones?! Odd?! ODDS. MEAN. NOTHING!

Why was six afraid of seven?

[Flandre]

Because 7 6'd 5 up.

Why does CR mafia think my Avatar is too big?

[Dingzhu]

Because they're jealous that they don't have an Indian Elemental Spirit.

Why am I so untalented? >.<

[Flandre]

Because you don't have the talent to find a talent.

Why do my eyes sparkle in the moonlight?