The Evil Wish Game

[enigma]

Granted. But he changes it to the Spal. Don't google it. It's only semi-SFW and disturbing as hell.

I wish that more people joined Karasu.

[~Dataman~]

Granted. There will be far too much noisy people and you will soon be deaf.


I wish I would be accepted as myself.

[enigma]

Skip me. I'm just here for clarification.

Uh... Karasu is an RP. How do I go deaf from something that has zero sound besides the occasional youtube videos.

[DeeYo]

Don't argue with Dataman. He will Finnish you--*shot*

[~Dataman~]

Skip me. I'm just here for clarification.

Uh... Karasu is an RP. How do I go deaf from something that has zero sound besides the occasional youtube videos.

: How can my theory sound bad... when it was just text!?

But alright, a clarification: There will be so much text you will soon be blind.

[naagloshii]

Granted. There will be far too much noisy people and you will soon be deaf.


I wish I would be accepted as myself.

(I think this is the last wish so... XD)

Granted. You are accepted as yourself... into a mental institution.

I wish my job wasn't so physically demanding.

[enigma]

Fine. It's mentally taxing now.

I wish that I was king of a land of donuts which were loyal to me and my giraffe sidekick who would betray me even though I get to eat all the turkey every wednesday and stuff slippers up his nose with a garbage pipe made of cotton ear buds and milk duds.

[naagloshii]

Granted. You're only king for a day before you die.

I wish I knew someone who could draw manga-style art and wanted to collaborate with me.

[enigma]

Granted. But he doesn't have much free time, he can't do it digitally, he'd have to do it as scans and send it to you and he takes quite a while to get each page done. Oh. And no-one even bothered to look at the mock manga page in his art thread.

I wish for a wish.

[ProsecutorJustice]

Granted, but it was wasted.

I wish I would know what I'm going to have for lunch.

[enigma]

Granted. It's a turd sandwich. You want the ingredients list?

I wish that I could edit real life.

[ProsecutorJustice]

Granted, but you cut yourself and were pasted in North Korea.

I wish Angry Birds was more popular.

[TrialmanAKASoma Cruz]

Granted, but it gets obscured by Superman 64.

I wish I didn't suffer from homesickness.

[ProsecutorJustice]

Granted, but now your seasick.

I wish I didn't feel so full. :X

[enigma]

Granted. You're starving to death.

I wish I was better at choosing wishes.