The RP Theater (Production 1: Chicken Little Playing!)

[enigma]

Welcome one and all to the grand opening of, the RP Theater. Now, here's how this works. Every week a production will be held (if we have enough actors of course.) That production will be a scenario chosen by you, provided you're the first poster of that week and you haven't gone for the last 2 weeks. Then the signups for the actors will begin. The actors will, naturally, be RP characters from AAO. Their authors will sign them up for their positions so...Well, ever wanted Narome to go to Disney land? The production will then be carried out over the course of that week and then will be archived in full here in the OP. So what are you waiting for? Sign up now!

Current Production: Chicken Little
Requested by: SuperGanondorf
Characters:Chicken Little(Cormac Finnigan)
Henny Penny
Cocky Locky (Kageno Kumori)
Ducky Lucky
Drakey Lakey
Goosey Loosey
Gander Lander
Turkey Lurkey
Foxy Loxy (Thereme)
The King

Spoiler : Suggestion Form :

Production title: (Obvious)
Scenario:(Write out what happens in this production)
Characters: (Provide a list of characters)

Productions

Spoiler : Chicken Little :

Production: Chicken Little
Scenario: Chicken Little is hit on the head with an acorn. S/he becomes convinced that the sky is falling. Chicken Little then goes on a quest to meet the king and warn him of the danger. The ending varies depending on who's telling the story: either everyone goes and talks to the king, or a fox coaxes them into its lair and eats them all.
Characters:
Chicken Little
Henny Penny
Cocky Locky
Ducky Lucky
Drakey Lakey
Goosey Loosey
Gander Lander
Turkey Lurkey
Foxy Loxy
The King
(Note: Only Chicken Little and either the king or the fox are completely necessary. Others can be removed or added depending on how many sign up.)

[SuperGanondorf]

Production: Chicken Little
Scenario: Chicken Little is hit on the head with an acorn. S/he becomes convinced that the sky is falling. Chicken Little then goes on a quest to meet the king and warn him of the danger. The ending varies depending on who's telling the story: either everyone goes and talks to the king, or a fox coaxes them into its lair and eats them all.
Characters:
Chicken Little
Henny Penny
Cocky Locky
Ducky Lucky
Drakey Lakey
Goosey Loosey
Gander Lander
Turkey Lurkey
Foxy Loxy
The King
(Note: Only Chicken Little and either the king or the fox are completely necessary. Others can be removed or added depending on how many sign up.)

[enigma]

Hooray! Now for signups.
Hm...I'll put Kageno as Cocky Locky.

[SuperGanondorf]

If we're doing the fox version, Thereme will be the fox. If we want to do the king version, he'll be the king. I'll let Enigma decide which version we should do.

[enigma]

Done. We are doing the fox version because you get to eat Kageno and it's evil and I'm a sadist.

[gotMLK7]

Cormac Finnigan from Cold State as Chicken Little, please~

[enigma]

Yay~! Now, I'll leave this 'til tomorrow or the day after and then we begin!

[enigma]

Bump! Act 1 will commence this afternoon.

[enigma]

Production 1: Chicken Little

The red velvet curtain rises in the RP theater and the weeks production begins. In the audience various RP characters applaud and make noise. A cough is heard throughout the building to signify silence.

Allow me to set the scene, it's a warm summers day. Clouds coat the sky, drifting lazily past, casting soft shadows on the world below.

Sitting on the grass, underneath an oak tree, naps one chicken little. *A spotlight shines on Cormac Finnigan with a fake beak and feathers* Little does he know he's about to set a plot in motion. *An acorn falls from the tree, hitting Cormac in the head...hard.*

And so our story begins...

Spoiler : :

Everyone not acting, may post in spoiler tags. Anyone acting, reserve them spoiler tags for OOC moments.

[LunchPolice]

Spoiler : :

Can we use our RP characters in the audience to heckle those on stage?

[enigma]

Spoiler : :

As long as it doesn't overrun the production.

[gotMLK7]

Cormac Little's eyes quickly opened as he felt a bump on his head. He scratched the back of his scalp, and began looking around.

"...The h*ll just fell on me head?"

He shot up from where he sat, and pulled two of his three revolvers out from underneath his feathered coat. He pointed them up in the air in no specific direction out of paranoia.

"Alright, ye jack*ss assassin, where are ya?! Eh?! I'll knock your block off when I see ye! Come on out, lad, it's no big deal, I'm just gonna shoot yer face off! It'll heal!" He realized there was nobody around, and turned his attention up to the sky. "Ya did it, didn't ye?! I always knew ye were out for me! Well I ain't goin' without a fight, sky!" He unloaded his revolvers into the air, shooting the sky. It was when he ran out of bullets for his guns that he realized the sky wasn't bleeding yet.

"...That didn't work. D*mn it, now I need actual help! You win this round, sky, but I'll be back for ye!" He ran into the town square (or the set changed or whatever), and he began screaming wildly into a crowd.

"LISTEN UP, YE THICK DOPES! THE FREAKING SKY IS FALLIN' ON OUR HEADS, WANTIN' TO EAT OR CHILDREN AND TAKE OUR MONEY AND STUFF! I NEED MORE HELP SHOOTIN' THE THING! ANY TAKERS?"

[enigma]

Up walked Cocky Locky (Kageno Kumori dressed up in feathers), who put a hand on his head and laughed at Cormac Little.

"Kukukuku....My, my, the little chicken with the terrible Irish accent thinks the sky's falling on our heads? Kuku...Ridiculous. Still, shooting at the sky needlessly is better than wasting my afternoon cleaning or something..."

Cocky put a hand under his chin and pondered what to do...

[gotMLK7]

Cormac little smiled sinisterly at the feathered man. "Oh, have a problem with the Iri-I mean, got a problem with chickens, do ye? I happen to be proud of me rooster heritage...an' if ye got a problem with it..." He pointed his revolver at Cocky Locky's face. "...I'd be glad to make you Cocky...uh...DEADY! Er...Note to self, think before punning...uh...just shut up or I'l shoot ye!"

[enigma]

"Kukukuku..." Cocky laughed sinisterly.

Swiftly, he drew out his own gun and pointed it at Cormac Littles face.

"Kukukuku...Rooster heritage? Ku...You're name's little for crying out loud, something tells me yours is more of a...robin or hummingbird variety. Kukukukukuku...."