[RP] Netbound [The RP With the OP that makes no sense]

[lazyplague]

... what are you expecting me to explain a HOMESTUCK RP?
Man you guys are so selfish.
I hate you al-"HAHAHAHA HOW HIGH ARE YOU EVEN?"
NO JEFF THAT'S NOT THE OUTFIT YOU SHOULD BE WEARING YOU ARE NO MAID...
This may be a good thing actually.
NO WAIT YEAH THIS IS BA-
"hot DAMN"
OH HELL NO! OKAY THAT'S ENOU- No wait this is an rp anything can happen.... wait... THIS IS A HOMESTUCK RP... THAT'S EVEN WORSE GROSS BLOGGER SOUND!
Man why did I even think this was a good idea? I mean WHO WOULD EVEN JOIN A HOMESTUCK RP WHEN I'M NOT EVEN MAKING A PROPER OP?
I AM LITERALLY JUST BLABBERING AND NOT EXPLAINING ANYTHING GOD WHY?
Eh who the hell cares?
Anyway seeing as you're reckless enough to even consider joining this really stupid thing I made...
You'll need to know a few things.
In this universe there are things not known to you losers, so I know all.
I am the god of this Homestuck RP session with two really weird accomplices in maid and butler outfits... GD put me up to that I swear.
But anyway...
REQUIREMENTS AND NEEDED THINGS TO PROPERLY JOIN!

Spoiler : :

Name:(No duh)
Strife specibus: (The Kind of weapon you use NEVER TRY TO USE ANOTHER WEAPON)
Age: (HMMM)
Handle:(A username for chats between characters)
Title:(____ of ___)
PERSONALITY: (Hurrdurr)
APPEARANCE:(DESCRIBE DAT BOOTY GURL or use a generator whatevs)
Associated Element:(Fire, water ETC but that does nothing.)
Sylladex:(http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Sylladex It's complicated)

Here's some details about homestuck that i took hours to write... Appreciate it.

Spoiler : :

:This RP will mostly take place in a Game called SBURB, a game that may or may not destroy the world you know, how should I know i'm just dave.

:In this universer there are dream areas called the Derse and the Prospit, the two fight a neverending war. The player's have a dreamself that wander this area in a rather dumb garment. This area is only explorable if you are ASLEEP or KNOCKED OUT.

: If you die in the game you can be revived via a kiss on the mouth, this awakens the dreamself which then takes the place of the dead player. If both selves die then you are quite dead, but don't worry you'll always have dream bubbles.... but you can't RP if you're in them unless a living player visits!(That's a rule for Netbound I guess?)

:If you die on a quest bed then you arise to GOD TIER obviously, but there is only one quest bed for each player in the real world, there's also one in the Dream world but meh.

:Sprites are your guides, when you touch them to an object they fuse and whatever you fused will be able to communicate with you... SO FUSE A DEAD GUY CAUSE YOU MISS HIM? Or fuse your teddy bear cause I don't give a crap.

You have exactly 40 minutes (not the official time but whatevs) to enter the Medium, if you don't leave before that a meteor will smash into you and kill you to death.

Anyway I'm lazy so here's the Wiki find the rest for yourself: http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki ... tures_Wiki

Anyhow, you are about to begin yout EPIC journey of really stupid proportions.

HAVE FUN DYING~

Current Apps:

Spoiler : :

Name: Dave (SELF INSERT)
Strife specibus: Flailkind
Age: Every age
Handle: importantGuy
Title: Waste of Time
PERSONALITY: Who cares I'm god in this game
APPEARANCE:
Associated Element:The Element of Booty
Sylladex: It is a mystery

Name: Matt Lockwood (owned by GotMLK7)
Strife specibus: Cuekind (Pool cues)
Age: 13
Handle: wanderingDetective (WD)
Title: Lord of Skies
PERSONALITY: I generally dislike this section, so all I will say is that Matt is an only-sane-man sort of serious kid. Don't expect this set in stone or anything.
APPEARANCE:
Associated Element: Lightning
Sylladex: Pocket (Keeps cards randomly in pocket; simple to understand, but can easily produce random cards)

Name: Lars Brontanonalanavisk (Owned by King Pie)
Strife specibus: Humansheildkind (I use people as weapons)
Age: 69 AWW YEAH! 13
Handle: kingFunk (KF)
Title: Hunk of Sexy
PERSONALITY: Immature, incredibly immature, so immature he's just straight immature, He's so immature he's immature. Also into singing doo-wop music, terribly.
APPEARANCE: He has long beautiful hair and super cool goggles.
Associated Element: ALL OF THE ELEMENTS!
Sylladex: Pickpocket (other people must reach into my pocket in order to retrieve items, however nobody has any control of what they may pull out.)

Name: Saige Slayer (Owned by GuardianDreamer
Strife specibus: Glovekind (Wears gloves and uses her bare hands to fight)
Age: 13
Handle: servantSlayer (SS)
Title: Glove of Death
PERSONALITY: Acts like a typical Butler half the time, acts completely insane the other half.

APPEARANCE: Saige is a Female Butler, and thus wears typical Butler clothing, including a black suit and tie. Her brown hair is cut short with bangs covering her left eye, but her facial features are more feminine than masculine. She has brown eyes too. Um... Yeah. Typical Butler appearance.
Associated Element: Shiny things.
Sylladex: Cabinet

Name: Ryuu (Owned by who else but Ryuu)
Strife specibus: Fistkind
Age: 13
Handle: relievedHermit (The color will be decided.)
Title: King of Fighters
PERSONALITY: Is a quiet guy that likes to train as a karate guy.
APPEARANCE: He has short brown hair with spikes and has the associated elements on the front and back of his shirt.
Associated Element: Wind and Fire.
Sylladex: Duffel bag

Name: Sanie Viola (owned by Mono the Meerp)
Strife specibus: Violinkind
Age: 14
Handle: musicsAura (MA)
Title: Girl of Sounds
PERSONALITY: (Since I'm lazy) Quite a relaxed girl. She thinks about a lot of things, especially music. Sanie doesn't talk alot with others by voice, though. She keeps her wonderful voice for singing.
APPEARANCE: Long, bright blue pigtails, with yellow hair tips. She wears an blue dress, looking a bit like a robe, and brown shoes.
Associated Element: Element of Music.
Sylladex: Violin suitcase


Name: Carius (owned by Topaz)

Strife specibus: Orbkind (self explanatory I guess)

Age: 7 Solar Sweeps

Handle: magicianArcanus

Title:(Prince of Space)

PERSONALITY: Incredibly rude to others and views self as on a much higher ground than others.

APPEARANCE: (This is a few months old)

Associated Element: Cosmic

Sylladex: Universe Sylladex (Places collected items inside a random universe. To retrieve the item, the universe it was placed in is destroyed. This won't affect in-game universes.)

Sign up and Die by the hands of dave and expect OP edi-"Dude check out this dgo"
-ts

Disclaimer: This OP is meant to confuse you.

[gotMLK7]

Name: Matt Lockwood
Strife specibus: Cuekind (Pool cues)
Age: 13
Handle: wanderingDetective (WD)
Title: Lord of Skies
PERSONALITY: I generally dislike this section, so all I will say is that Matt is an only-sane-man sort of serious kid. Don't expect this set in stone or anything.
APPEARANCE:
Associated Element: Lightning
Sylladex: Pocket (Keeps cards randomly in pocket; simple to understand, but can easily produce random cards)

LES DO THEES

[lazyplague]

@Got: Accepted~
Just because It's so simple that no one will like the idea? nah.

[GuardianDreamer]

Would you accept it if I wrote the most barebones app ever?

[lazyplague]

Yes.

[King Pie]

I don't feel like writing one now, Can I reserve a spot?

[gotMLK7]

I don't think there's a player limit in this one, you can just sign up whenever.

[King Pie]

Oh then I'll write one later or something.
EDIT: SCREW DAT HERE'S MAH APP!

Spoiler : :

Name: Lars Brontanonalanavisk
Strife specibus: Humansheildkind (I use people as weapons)
Age: 69 AWW YEAH! 13
Handle: kingFunk (KF)
Title: Hunk of Sexy
PERSONALITY: Immature, incredibly immature, so immature he's just straight immature, He's so immature he's immature. Also into singing doo-wop music, terribly.
APPEARANCE: He has long beautiful hair and super cool goggles.
Associated Element: ALL OF THE ELEMENTS!
Sylladex: Pickpocket (other people must reach into my pocket in order to retrieve items, however nobody has any control of what they may pull out.)

[GuardianDreamer]

Name: Saige Slayer
Strife specibus: Glovekind (Wears gloves and uses her bare hands to fight)
Age: 13
Handle: servantSlayer (SS)
Title: Glove of Death
PERSONALITY: Acts like a typical Butler half the time, acts completely insane the other half.

APPEARANCE: Saige is a Female Butler, and thus wears typical Butler clothing, including a black suit and tie. Her brown hair is cut short with bangs covering her left eye, but her facial features are more feminine than masculine. She has brown eyes too. Um... Yeah. Typical Butler appearance.
Associated Element: Shiny things.
Sylladex: Cabinet

[gotMLK7]

http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.ph ... New-Thread
^That is Pesterchum. Download it if you sign up. It is awesome and will be useful.

[Jim Raynor]

Name: Ryuu
Strife specibus: Fistkind
Age: 13
Handle: relievedHermit (The color will be decided.)
Title: King of Fighters
PERSONALITY: Is a quiet guy that likes to train as a karate guy.
APPEARANCE: He has short brown hair with spikes and has the associated elements on the front and back of his shirt.
Associated Element: Wind and Fire.
Sylladex: Duffel bag

[lazyplague]

All three of you are accepted.

We shall begin officially tomorrow.

[King Pie]

All three of you are accepted.

We shall begin officially tomorrow.

I cannot wait.

[Mono]

can I reserve a spot ;-;

[King Pie]

I don't think there's a player limit in this one, you can just sign up whenever.