[RP] Netbound [The RP With the OP that makes no sense]

[King Pie]

Well what do you know, somebody started pestering you, how droll.

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[05:17] -- coloredParanoia [CP] began pestering kingFunk [KF] at 17:17 --
[05:17] -- coloredParanoia [CP] changed their mood to RANCOROUS --
[05:17] CP: (Salve peasan+)
[05:17] KF: I'm sorry, wha?
[05:18] CP: (I said salve peasan+)
[05:18] KF: Hmm so you type within pbenthesbe
[05:18] KF: RETARTED
[05:18] KF: And you also replace T's with +'s
[05:18] CP: (I am no+ re+ar+ed cause i never +ar+ed.)
[05:18] KF: DAS STOOPEHD
[05:18] CP: (I no+iced)
[05:19] CP: (You're ignoran+)
[05:19] KF: U B IGNANT
[05:19] KF: Nah
[05:19] KF: Whatsup Chum
[05:19] CP: (I am no+ ignan+)
[05:19] CP: (I am +alking +o peasants for once.)
[05:19] KF: Nobody ever called you ignorant
[05:20] CP: (You called me ignan+)
[05:20] KF: You suck poop
[05:20] CP: (how can i suck feces?)
[05:20] KF: And I hate you hella
[05:20] KF: good day sir!
[05:20] CP: (Vale)
[05:21] KF: Say wha?
[05:21] KF: That doesn't sound like no englbeh I ever heard
[05:21] CP: (I said vale)
[05:21] KF: Like
[05:21] KF: Vale
[05:21] CP: (i+ means goodbye.)
[05:21] KF: I can't read thin's in pbenthesbe
[05:21] KF: Well good bye then
[05:21] CP: (uncul+ured swine)
[05:21] -- coloredParanoia [CP] ceased pestering kingFunk [KF] at 17:21 --
[05:22] KF: I'll bsmash him up 'un day
[05:22] -- kingFunk [KF] ceased pestering coloredParanoia [CP] at 17:22 --

And look your old bud began to pester you, or should I say began to humor you with a beautiful soliloquy about his day-to-day life, aah friendship...

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[05:24] -- relievedHermit [RH] began pestering kingFunk [KF] at 17:24 --
[05:25] KF: Whattup bro
[05:25] RH: Greetings...
[05:25] KF: Whattup Bro
[05:25] RH: I was just about to message you...
[05:25] KF: Kay Bro
[05:25] RH: Not much...
[05:25] RH: How about you...?
[05:28] KF: Nothin' Bro
[05:28] RH: Have you meet some guy called Important Guy...?
[05:28] KF: Yeah, he's sexy
[05:29] RH: He's...sexy?
[05:29] KF: Yeah
[05:29] KF: Those nudes be too much sexy
[05:31] RH: You see...I have not seen how he looks like.
[05:31] KF: Me neither
[05:31] KF: That doesn't mean he's not SEXY!
[05:31] RH: Then...how do you know he's sexy?
[05:31] KF: Fo reals though, wha about him
[05:31] RH: He...sent me a message.
[05:32] KF: Me too
[05:32] KF: I think he be hittin' on me...
[05:32] KF: Not dat I'd object to dat....
[05:33] KF: Also, have you gotten the gbee yet?
[05:33] RH: What does he mean by " IT BEGINS"...?
[05:33] KF: Iunno
[05:33] RH: And...yes, I have the game with me...
[05:34] KF: Cool
[05:34] KF: You should totes be the Rose to my John
[05:34] KF: I already have it installed
[05:34] RH: I will...install it now.
[05:35] RH: I will talk to you after I have...installed it.
[05:35] KF: Cool story bro
[05:35] KF: I'll wait 'till then
[05:35] -- kingFunk [KF] ceased pestering relievedHermit [RH] at 17:35 --

Hearing that makes you positivley giddy, you just may want to jump up and down out of joy, the thought of being able to play with your old friend, you're BFF from times of olde.

[Nyhmthetim]

Spoiler : :

Undy? I asked you a question...

[Topaz]

Spoiler : :

FMA 5:00 HOURS FROM NOW opened memo on board OH.
FMA: He Speaketh: Hεγ, μh, mε.
FMA: He Speaketh: Yoμ shoμld rεαllγ gεt α movε oη.
CURRENT magicianArcanus [CMA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CMA: He Speaketh: Whγ?
FMA: He Speaketh: Wεll, it's too lαtε ηoω.
CMA: He Speaketh: Whαt do γoμ mεαη?
FMA: He Speaketh: Tμrηs oμt
FMA: He Speaketh: thαt iη α fεω hoμrs
FMA: He Speaketh: thε sμφεr ORB ωill kiηd of bloω μφ.
CMA: He Speaketh: Θh.
CMA: He Speaketh: Thαt's ηot good.
FMA: He Speaketh: I αgrεε.
FMA: He Speaketh: I'm kiηdα αlmost dεαd right ηoω.
FMA: He Speaketh: So go αηd φμll thε dαmη lεvεr.
FMA: He Speaketh: βγε.
FMA ceased responding to memo.
CMA: He Speaketh: Wεll ʕrαφ.
CMA ceased responding to memo.

Well now, that's certainly interesting. This should be a clear sign you need to put your plan into action ASAP. You pull the obnoxiously large lever and wait for the SUPER ORB to finish it's growth cycle. Should be any minute now...

[King Pie]

Hmm somethings been nagging you as of late, then you remember; something happened to the fantastic nerd boy! Oh wait, that's not eventful or worth wasting your valuable internet, so you decide to spend precious internet on useless garbage

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[02:42] -- wanderingDetective [WD] began pestering kingFunk [KF] at 14:42 --
[02:42] WD: IT I$ TRYING TO TEAR OFF MY LIMB$
[02:42] KF: Sounds funny
[02:42] KF: Are you okay?
[02:42] WD: I OPENED THE DOOR AND NOW IT'$ TRYING TO KILL ME
[02:43] KF: What-eves
[02:43] KF: Just uhh
[02:43] WD: I'M NOT OKAY IT'$ TRYING TO FRIGGIN KILL ME
[02:43] KF: Hit it with your pansy pool cue
[02:43] KF: So you get the gbee yet?
[02:43] WD: YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL TRY THAT
[02:43] WD: MY MAIN CONCERN I$ NOT THE FRIGGIN' GBEE
[02:43] WD: AT THI$ MOMENT
[02:43] KF: It should be
[02:43] WD: ..Holy cr@p the cue helped
[02:44] KF: How so?
[02:44] WD: DIE YOU B*$TARD
[02:44] KF: Here try to umm
[02:44] KF: No DON'T
[02:44] KF: HITTING IT MAKES IT STRONGER
[02:44] WD: OH GOD MY $HOE
[02:44] WD: IT ATE MY $HOE
[02:44] KF: Were they nice?
[02:45] KF: The shoes
[02:45] KF: Were they nice shoes?
[02:45] WD: THEY WERE MY FAVORITE $HOE$
[02:45] WD: AND NOW THEY'RE FOOD
[02:45] KF: Meh
[02:45] KF: Just stay calm
[02:46] KF: Try readin' it a nice bed time story
[02:46] WD: IT ATE MY BOOK$HELF
[02:46] KF: Huh
[02:46] KF: So the other day
[02:46] WD: OH GOD TENTACLE$
[02:46] KF: I be at school
[02:46] WD: IT HA$ TENTACLE$
[02:46] KF: Haha
[02:46] KF: Hentai
[02:46] KF: So anyways
[02:46] WD: NOT FUNNY
[02:46] KF: What time of year be it?
[02:47] WD: I CAN HARDLY BREATHE
[02:47] KF: Why ben't we in school?
[02:47] KF: Okay wha-eves
[02:47] WD: WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU I'M FIGTHING A GIANT OCTOPU$ THING
[02:47] KF: Your obviosly stressin' out over somethin'
[02:47] KF: Just chill man
[02:47] KF: Just chill
[02:47] WD: RBGIUFLJDGIRFDNJNFHGTJWLFHBKNGJT
[02:47] WD: IT HIT MY KEYBOARD
[02:47] KF: CALM YOURSELF
[02:47] KF: HOW ARE YOU TYPING!
[02:47] WD: AND BY IT I MEAN MY FACE
[02:48] WD: II DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
[02:48] -- wanderingDetective [WD] ceased pestering kingFunk [KF] at 14:48 --
[02:48] KF: Haha\
[02:48] KF: What a mook

[King Pie]

So I now have the gbee installed.

[gotMLK7]

After defeating the ridiculous boss battle in an epic fight that showed off his prowess in battle and would be perfectly fitting for the climax of a big budget action movie, Matt cleaned up his room a bit, and now seems to have the Cuekind specibus. And oh hey, the gbe-GAME has finished downloading. How quaint.

Matt went to his laptop and began to open up Sburb in order to...um...
...
Matt sat with a blank look as he stared at the screen having no idea how to play this game in any way, shape, or form. Learning that was probably a priority.

[Nyhmthetim]

Spoiler : :

Forget my involvement here Undy, I'm leaving AAO.

[lazyplague]

Dave:
You stared at the screen containing matt's house in disgust.
He had no right to have killed that octopus. HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT'S GONE THROUGH.

You resolve to write a strongly worded letter to matt later.

First you must contract a member of their soon to be session and start your plans.

Spoiler : :

Anyone who doesn't want to play anymore post here and I'll find a way to kill you off somehow.

[King Pie]

You feel like you haven't said, or done anything in roughly a week, but that's not possible, you've only been at your computer for ten minutes...*you stare at the camera awkwardly*... Now that's resolved, you begin to check the pesterchum, Oh goody goodness, it's that sexy lad, don't tell anyone but, nah you don't wanna know, oh wait, you do? I think he might have a...a-YES I'M GETTING TO IT- a-a crush on you!<3<3<3<3 OHMIGODOGMD!FGF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never mind that

Spoiler : :

[06:35] -- importantGuy [IG] began pestering kingFunk [KF] at 18:35 --
[06:35] KF: Oyyo
[06:35] IG: I have an offer you can't possibly refuse
[06:35] IG: Join my team.
[06:35] KF: Sounds like I can't refuse it..
[06:35] IG: I will love you forever.
[06:35] KF: I'LL TOTES JOIN YOU!
[06:35] IG: Please.
[06:35] KF: YESYESYES
[06:35] IG: Come on.
[06:35] IG: Do it.
[06:35] IG: Oh
[06:36] IG: Well that was fast.
[06:36] KF: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
[06:36] KF: Wait
[06:36] IG: You will recieve a ring shortly.
[06:36] KF: Are you 'un of those Spikey HEaded grey folkz?
[06:36] IG: No
[06:36] KF: COOL!
[06:36] KF: FREE ENGAGEMENT RING!
[06:36] KF: Hnnh
[06:36] IG: Now i want you to do what i say
[06:37] KF: Okay
[06:37] IG: I will be sending you the skull of some weird pimp monster thing.
[06:37] KF: Pimpin'
[06:37] KF: Okay
[06:37] IG: Have you started the game
[06:37] KF: What do i do with it?
[06:37] KF: Umm I'm waitin' on some'un else to do thin'ies
[06:37] KF: It's up
[06:38] IG: Well when you start.
[06:38] KF: But no'un else be doin' anythin'
[06:38] IG: And get your sprite.
[06:38] KF: SPRITE!
[06:38] IG: Prototype these things in this EXACT ORDER: Your brother's ashes, and then the skull.
[06:38] KF: My brother's ashes WITH the vomit?
[06:38] IG: It'll be awesome.
[06:38] KF: Okay'
[06:39] IG: Yes.
[06:39] KF: Cool
[06:39] IG: The vomit.
[06:39] KF: Vomit
[06:39] KF: Datr it Master?
[06:39] IG: What
[06:40] IG: Datr.
[06:40] KF: Is dat it Master?
[06:40] IG: No it's a skull of some dude.
[06:40] KF: 0
[06:40] KF: Sounds funny
[06:40] IG: Yep.
[06:40] KF: I wonder wha it'll make
[06:41] KF:
[06:41] IG: Something awesome
[06:41] KF:
[06:41] IG: We'll meet in the session later.
[06:41] KF:
[06:41] IG: Stay alive for me babe.
[06:41] KF:
[06:41] KF: I'll tr-WAIT WHAT!?
[06:42] KF: I CAN DIE!?
[06:42] KF: Das das
[06:42] KF: I-im-
[06:42] KF: IMPOSSIBURU!
[06:42] IG: If you're careful no.
[06:42] KF: Cbeful?
[06:43] KF: Isn't dat for wimps?
[06:43] IG: I-i just don't want you to die. It's not like I want to kiss you later or anything....
[06:43] KF: Me neither...
[06:43] KF: Or antythin'...
[06:43] IG: Now I must be off.
[06:43] IG: I'll see you later.
[06:43] KF: As do I
[06:44] KF: BAI MASTA!
[06:44] -- kingFunk [KF] ceased pestering importantGuy [IG] at 18:44 --

Cool, now you should do an installation montage to the musical styling of Beck, Holy crap, you're actually doing something I suggested, HAPPY DAY, now go wash yourself you look kinda sweaty for some reason...

[lazyplague]

Dave:

You honestly don't know what you're gonna do about all this.

Oh well you can always have a boyfriend as a spy.

ALWAYS...









You find this hot.

[lazyplague]

Spoiler : :

YO NETBOERS.

I GOT SOME PIXELS.

[King Pie]

Spoiler : :

Got better revive this RP, or Imma go buck wild.

[lazyplague]

TIMELINE SHIFT

TIMELINE STATUS: DOOMED

Dave:

You lie in a sealed room, blood seeping from your body.
Man this is like the 5th time this has happened.

Oh well.

[GuardianDreamer]

Spoiler : :

Oh, crackers. I keep forgetting to go on PesterChum because I am terrible and you should shun me. I'm going to try to do a post later. Even if it's just filler, I want to do SOMETHING.

[gotMLK7]

Spoiler : :

First off, epic sprites are epic.
Secondly, I need help knowing WTF to do because this is the point in Homestuck where I cannot remember what to do. Should I go find a sprite or something?