AIWFMD

[percey]

AIWFMD

Can you guess what the title is an abbrevation for? No? Then let me throw you a bone-- or shall I say, hint...

"So here’s this giant enemy crab... [...] Attack Its' Weakpoint For Massive Damage [...]"

Got it yet? Yes? Good. So, now onto how this works.

The Rules

I will post a description of a monster, which has only one weakpoint. Afterwards, you post what you attack the monster with. You have an infinite amount of everything you want, so you could even throw Objection speech bubbles at the monster. However, if you attack the wrong spot on the monster, or use the wrong thing to attack it, the monster will obliterate you. This will disallow you from posting anything until the next monster appears. After at least 6 people are obliterated and the monster runs away, or if the monster is destroyed, a new one appears and everyone who was previously obliterated is revived.

Now then... Gogogogogo!

Monster 1
Difficulty: Easy (or at least I think so)

A huge red octopus appears before the brave warriors AAO members. Each of its' tentacles appear to have a strange bulge on themselves...

[kwando1313]

Attack the bulges with my sword! (Which should be enough, according to Gwonam.)

[GuardianDreamer]

Attempt to cast fire magic on the tentacles and eat my new freshly-cooked meal.

[Spongesonic]

Poke the bulges.

[percey]

@kwando: Well, what'd you know? Turns out Gwonam was right this time! You cut all the tentacles in half, with some bubbly explosions following. The octopus then dissolves into fog. Odd...

Monster 2
Difficulty: Easy

You all get teleported to the front of a cave, with its' entrance blocked by rocks. But what's this? A huge green chameleon breaks through the rocks using its' horn... things and roars. Uh oh.

[kwando1313]

Fire my infinite supply of fire arrows at it's horn. (Either that or ask Pikachu to hit the horn. >.<)

[percey]

@kwando: Nnnnnope. The fire arrows are reflected off it's shiny horn, burning you a number of infinite times. OBLITERATED

[GuardianDreamer]

Cast the "Reflect" spell on myself, and then cast Meteor on the opponent.

[Blackrune]

The horns beat the rock, meaning they act like paper in rock, paper, scissors. I gloriously deduce I have to apply scissors to the horns...

[percey]

@GuardianDreamer: The chameleon smallows the meteor, chewing on it. It then spits it out in the direction of GD, who reflects it using a spell. Then the chameleon spits it out again. GD's spell gets broken, and he's hurled into a canyon, falling for eternity... or maybe for a shorter period of time. OBLITERATED

@Blackrune: You cut its' horn using a scissor. Smart solution! The chameleon starts screaming. "AAAAH!! MY BEAUTIFUL HORN!!" It runs into the aforementioned canyon in a panic. What a weakling... Also, kwando and GD get revived.

Monster 3
Difficulty: Medium-ish

You go deeper inside the cave... you eventually get to a dead end. But the wall turns into a face! And it sneezes. Hmm.

[Gav]

I cast Slow on the wall then slash its nostrils to death.

[Ghostly Banette]

I ask if the face if it would want some tissues.

[kwando1313]

Get lots of pepper. Make it sneeze itself to death.

[percey]

@TwiGav: Since the face is made of stone, your sword (or whatever your weapon of choice was) breaks. The face sneezes in slow-motion, with the wind caused blowing you out of the cave and into the canyon. OBLITERATED

@Ghostly Banette: The face replies, "No, I'm fine, I'm just allergic to--" Before it can finish the sentence, it sneezes again, covering you in poisonous snot, which causes you to melt. Ew. OBLITERATED

@kwando: The pepper dosen't seem to make it sneeze more. Sneeze, poison, melt, blah blah blah. OBLITERATED

[Mono]

Place a bomb and run the hell away before it explodes.