Locked Room Murder Mystery Battle

[Enthalpy]

Dan vs TwiGav is on now!

[Broocevelt]

Well apparently not anymore :/

[kwando1313]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav. D:

Me vs. Gav right now. Go watch!

[Enthalpy]

Kwando vs TwiGav has been paused indefinitely, but (some) progress was made.

[Broocevelt]

I'd like to have a match with someone tomorrow just for the fun, 'cause I wanna try this out (properly) xP Who'd be willing to battle me? (Came up with something else short)

[Blackrune]

I would.

[Mono]

both of you need to say it all in german and confuse the judge

[kwando1313]

That would be bad. I would kick people for that. And kick puppies. And kittens. Don't make me hurt the puppies and kittens.

More importantly... Partial log between Gav and I.

Spoiler : :

Kwando: I killed BP in a perfect locked room. /red
Gav: I killed BP in a perfect locked room. /red
Kwando: Statement of Mystery: To win, you must a) Solve how I locked the victim in the room, and b) Solve how I killed the victim.
Gav: To win, you must a) state the cause of death (including the murder weapon), b)solve the trickery behind the room.
Gav: You killed BP with a sharp object. /blue
Kwando: Hmm... Yes. /red
Kwando: You killed BP directly, direct meaning that you held on to the murder weapon at the time of death. /blue
Gav: False. /red
Kwando: Clarification: When I say you solve how I killed the victim, you must solve for the murder weapon as well.
Gav: The item that killed BP can be found in an everyday household. /blue
Kwando: Nope. /red
Kwando: You killed the victim with poison. /blue
Gav: I did not poision the victim. /red
Gav: You stabbed BP in some way. /blue
Kwando: Nope-a-dope-dope. /red
Kwando: BP's death was caused by some sort of explosive. /blue
Gav: BP's death was not caused by explosives. /red
Gav: BP had a wound on his body when he was discovered. /blue
Kwando: Yes. /red
Kwando: The weapon which was used to kill BP is something that is normally used for killing someone. /blue
Kwando: Clarification: The object that was used to kill BP, when used, is usually used for murder. /blue
Gav: Acknowledged. /red
Gav: You directly killed BP. /blue
Gav: Clarification: You killed BP without any external help. /blue
Gav: Clarification: The use of living creatures or weapons that killed BP own their own. /blue
Gav: Clarification: You didn't wield a weapon when the fatal wound was made. /blue
Kwando: I was not holding onto the weapon when the fatal wound was made. /red
Kwando: An electric chair was used in the murder. /blue
Gav: False. /red
Gav: BP died accidentally. (IE: Your actions led to BP's death, but you didn't mean to kill him.) /blue
Kwando: False. /red
Kwando: No injections were used? /blue
Gav: No injections were used. /red
Gav: The sharp object used could not impale, as it did not have a real sharp "point". /blue
Kwando: Nope. /red
Kwando: BP had wounds on his body that were caused by the murder weapon. /blue
Gav: True. /red
Gav: You used spikes to kill BP. /blue
Kwando: Nope. /red
Kwando: BP bled to death. /blue
Kwando: Clarification: BP died because of blood pouring out from his wounds. /blue
Gav: False. /red
Gav: You used a knife to kill BP. /blue
Kwando: lol nope. /red
Kwando: A gun was involved in the murder. /blue
Gav: False. /red
Gav: You used a sword to kill BP. /blue
Kwando: Yeah, no. /red
Kwando: A sharp object of some sort was used to kill BP. /blue
Enthalpy: Due to the way TwiGav worded his question, kwando's murder weapon definitely does NOT have a point in the way that the word was understood in the context of the question. /gold
Gav: True. /red
Gav: You used a weapon that would by found in a woodshop to kill BP. /blue
Kwando: No. /red
Kwando: Knives were used. /blue
Kwando: Clarification: Not multiple knives, but a knife of some kind. /blue
Gav: AHAHAHAHAnozatisfalse. /red
Gav: You used a razor to kill BP. /blue
Kwando: Nope. /red
Kwando: The weapon you used to kill BP has a blade of some sort. /blue
Gav: False. /red
Gav: The weapon used to kill BP had a curved blade. /blue
Kwando: No. /red
Kwando: You paper cutted BP to death? /blue
Gav: I did not paper cut BP to death. /red
Gav: BP died from blunt force trauma. /blue
Kwando: No. /red
Kwando: BP died from blunt force trauma. /blue
Gav: BP did not die from blunt force trauma. /red
Enthalpy: HINT: Both victims died of sharp force trauma, but not blood loss. No murder weapon was wielded by the murderer. The more specific causes of death were different as well. /gold
Gav: BP died in a bear trap. /blue
Kwando: Nein. /red
Kwando: The thing that killed BP had "jaws" of some sort. /blue
Kwando: Clarification: Like, it's sharp and clamps down on the victim.
Gav: False. /red

[Broocevelt]

So DeeYo and I are having a jkmatch, and he wanted me to note it here.
So yeah.

Rejoice.

[Broocevelt]

Oh god this took long xD

[Enthalpy]

I'd like to have a battle of my own sometime in the near future. Would anybody care to judge or be my opponent?

[Broocevelt]

I'd like to try another match using the simple crimes too xD So I'd be glad to be your opponent

[DeeYo]

And I'd judge you, were it not for the innate sense of justice and fairness in both of you.

[Broocevelt]

You better make us follow Ferdie rules xD

[DeeYo]

I said I'm not gonna judge you. It's against my moral rules to follow any ruleset beyond my own rules. It's one of my rules.