[RP/FG] CBRP - The Adventure Game Where Nothing Matters

[Ami]

Bursting through the doorway is Bosco, and none too happy that people are in the restaurant he was supposed to protect. "I keel bob to keep heem quiet. I keel red shirt because plot said to. Now I keel good-smelling peoples." He raises his arms, about ready to attack. He's rather large, and looks impervious to normal attacks.

[The Fury Wraith]

''EEEEK! He's going to kill us!''

...

Ask if he wants to join our party.

If not, bust his knee caps with the crowbar for refusing.

[Ami]

"BOSCO HUNGRY!" he yells, picking Fury up before he gets a chance to strike. Fury is thrown across the room, but is thankfully caught by the beautiful, sexy grace...

of Clark the Clerk.

You better try something else, quick.

[The Fury Wraith]

''Hmmm... He's hungry, huh? ...Hungry... ...Hungry... I KNOW! Pepper Spay!''

Serve Bosco the delicious seasoning known as pepper spray into his eyes cause there's no way I'm giving up the cooked meat Luke worked so hard on to cook just yet.

[DLA]

Throw meat at Bosco.

[The Fury Wraith]

''Noooo!! Do you have any idea how hard we worked to get that meat!? I won't allow it!'' DDD: <

I also spray some pepperspray on the meat as it falls before Bosco.

[DLA]

"NOOOO YOU IDIOT! IF YOU GET HIM ANGRIER, IT'LL BE WORSE!" I type Bosco into the nonexistent ATM. It is the ATM password, after all. Cookie to you Ami if you get the reference.

[The Fury Wraith]

''We need the meat to unlock the ultimate weapon which is the only thing capable of killing the final boss! If we let it go to waste now, we will NEVER get out of here!''

Spray some more pepperspray on both Bosco and the meat.

[Ami]

Bosco catches it mid-air with his mouth. He gives a larger-than-life hug to Clark, accidentally killing him in the process.

"Just remember... Bosco only knows the way through the warehouse maze... since I'm now... dead." Ami tosses Clark into the freezer, so there's no stinking, rotting corpse when they go to take his body after all is over. Bosco has joined your party, and Clark has died, leaving your party. Bosco barks a couple of times, and scratches hisself behind the ear.

"Not it on cleaning up after him!" Ami explains, putting an index finger on her nose.

[DLA]

"Not it! Also, I feel sorry for that guy. Having to result in crushing one of his coworkers for who knows what reason." I pick up the crowbar and head to the warehouse.

[Ami]

Your party arrives at the warehouse once again. Bosco sniffs around, and scratches himself. "Where you want go to? Bosco take you to office? Office eees very guut." He seems very pleased with himself for that sentence, and plops himself down on the ground. Ami looks around, a concerned look on her face. "Anyone else hear the grinding of metal on metal, as if someone were menacingly lugging around some type of machete?"

Party: Fury, J, Luke, Ami, Bosco
Inventory: Maps, Crowbar, Pepper Spray

[DLA]

"Oh crap. That isn't good." I look around, holding up the crowbar in defense. "Sure, why not." I follow Bosco, looking back at the entrance all the while.

[The Fury Wraith]

''No... NO! Clark!! My best friend!! WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM THE MEAT, LUKE!? Now look at what you've done! Clark is DEAD!! Don't worry, Clark. I will do my best to avenge you!'' ;-; D':

I realise I'm currently still Level 1 and have no chance on getting revenge now. I take Clark's body from the freezer and search his body for spoils and belongings, hoping to find a phone and some phone numbers so I can call his family to bring them the sad news. I take Clark's body outside, where I dig a hole with my bare hands. I may get a bit dirty and my hands will hurt digging a 6 feet hole, but I do it all for giving my friend Clark a proper burial. I place Clark in the hole and bury him. (My poor hands...) Once he is buried, I take a moment of silence and remember all the fond memories I had with Clark. Our meeting, us travelling together and me telling him on what to do and trying to get him killed with lightning bolts when I told him to check that freezer... We may have not agreed on all fronts and I totally suspected him to be the killer on the murder of Merve, but he wasn't such a bad guy. He didn't deserve this... Nobody deserved this... I shed a tear and go back to the place where I met Clark. There, I examine the place for collectibles and see if I can take his baseball batt.

...

Also, NOT IT on cleaning Bosco~! ;D (Sorry, J)

[Ami]

It's a novelty baseball bat. It's about the size of a baton, and a medium-level force would break it like a twig. However, a key falls out. Pick up the key? Oh, and everyone else is at the warehouse, but don't worry- the magic voice allows you to see what they're going right now.

Bosco leads J, Luke, and Ami through the maze, until they hit a random encounter! Okay, not so random. It's Pappy, and he's got a wild machete. He swings it around like a mad man, and he's coming for your party! What do you do?

[The Fury Wraith]

I pick up the key. Also, because the magic voice told me the rest is being slaughtered by ANOTHER madman now, I decide not to go to the warehouse yet. Instead, I head for the Final Boss Caverns Entrance but I don't enter. (If I even CAN.) I examine the entrance.