[RP] Netbound: The Rebootation: Downloading Phase

[NihilisticNinja]

"Okay... now to begin the epilogue." Walter paused, and then grinned as inspiration struck him. "Yes... yes. This love confession would be perfect!" his fingers beginning to type at the keyboard at a rapid pace. Yes... one-hundred words already and according to his word processor? Not a single typo. He'd learned to hone this skill from constant practice; the more carefully he wrote and less typos he made, the less work there was for an editor, after all.

However...

"No, no! This is completely out of character!" He slammed the backspace key endlessly, until the screen in front of him returned to a blank white slate. In fact, where had this idea of a love confession come from in the first place? It was blatantly idiotic. He wasn't writing Wuthering Heights, or Pride and Prejudice, or The Notebook, or...

-New Email-

Walter always kept one half of his screen devoted to his word processor, and the other half devoted to his web-browser; either to discuss literature, or to see if an editor had responded to one of his requests. This time however, it was an email of a different sort... one of a new video game. Probably the typical trash, but it might actually provide him with some level of inspiration. That'd make it good for something.

He clicked the link, and looked at the download time. Well, this could take a while. Oh well. He could think of effective uses for his time; ones that didn't involve having to bother with people. He wasn't in the mood for chatter at the moment. Perhaps later. He grabbed his copy of Neverwhere, sat down on his bed, and began to read.

[lazyplague]

Spoiler : Pesterlog :

-- importantGuy [IG] began trolling wanderingDetective [WD] at 14:19 --
[02:19] IG: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!
[02:19] IG: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!
[02:19] WD: Do I know you
[02:20] WD: Wh@t do you w@nt
[02:20] IG: I want to be your FRIEND, of course.
[02:20] WD: ...No
[02:20] WD: Who even @re you
[02:20] IG: I'm me!
[02:20] WD: ...@nd why @m I getting @n extreme c@$e of dej@ vu
[02:21] IG: That's good!
[02:21] IG: Soon it will all come together.
[02:21] IG: Later of course.
[02:21] WD: Well then
[02:21] IG: Not now.
[02:21] IG: Having it happen now would be dumb.
[02:21] WD: ...I$ there @n @ctu@l point to thi$ conver$@tion
[02:21] IG: REALLY dumb.
[02:21] IG: And yes.
[02:21] IG: There is.
[02:22] WD: I know yu @re
[02:22] WD: *you
[02:22] IG: Who am I then?
[02:22] WD: Prob@bly @ troll
[02:22] IG: Well some call me that!
[02:22] IG: But I honestly believe that to be wrong.
[02:22] WD: But mo$t c@ll you @ moron?
[02:23] IG: Usually they describe me as a psycho actually.
[02:23] WD: Clo$e enough
[02:23] IG: ANYWAY!
[02:23] IG: Congratulations!
[02:23] IG: You got the KEY!
[02:24] WD: I feel @b$olutely ec$t@tic.
[02:24] IG: Well you were gonna get it anyway.
[02:24] WD: I type th@t @$ $@rc@$tic@lly @$ I po$$ibly c@n by the w@y
[02:24] IG: I made sure of that.
[02:24] WD: W@it $o $ome internet troll i$ $ending $tuff to my hou$e?
[02:24] WD: ...Creeper
[02:25] IG: You signed up for the key didn't you?
[02:25] IG: It's a legitimate business you know.
[02:25] IG: DaeVcorp is rather popular.
[02:25] WD: $ending people key$?
[02:25] WD: Oh th@t
[02:25] WD: The g@me thing
[02:26] IG: After the success of 419H4, the company's ratings shot up!
[02:27] IG: Although I don't think you signed up for that one.
[02:28] WD: No, it $ound$ l@me
[02:28] IG: well at least they dragged you in with 0M3G4
[02:28] WD: Old friend $ugge$ted it to me
[02:28] WD: Well $ort@ @ friend
[02:28] WD: More like @nnoying illter@te @cqu@int@nce
[02:29] IG: Well that friend has a good taste in gbees
[02:29] WD: $@ying "NURD THI$ GBEE BE @WE$OME"
[02:29] WD: ...D@mmit KF...
[02:29] IG: KingFunk?
[02:30] WD: ......Creeper
[02:30] IG: What?
[02:30] WD: Why @re you $t@lking me
[02:30] WD: ...@ctu@lly w@it HOW DO YOU KNOW MY N@ME
[02:30] IG: All these questions will be answered in due TIME.
[02:31] WD: $O YOU'RE GOING TO CONTINUE $T@LKING ME?
[02:31] IG: In a way?
[02:31] WD: WHERE'$ TH@T REPORT BUTTON
[02:31] IG: It wouldn't work anyway.
[02:31] IG: I'd just find a way to bypass it.
[02:31] WD: ....You fre@k me out you know
[02:32] WD: @nd I think thi$ i$ @ good time to ju$t b@ck @w@y $lowly @nd forget thi$ eeeever h@ppened
[02:32] WD: $o night night c@zy guy
[02:32] IG: Well you already forgot me.
-- wanderingDetective [WD] gave up trolling importantGuy [IG] at 14:32 --

Well that hadn't gone as planned.... definitely.

The sad fact is that, people in alternate timelines definitely didn't understand others... but definitely seems in this case... rather not so definite.
Oh well.

In the dark room with a single lit moniter for light, sat DAVE. Now no one knows what exactly the caps lock on DAVE means but it definitely wasn't anything good, trust the narrator here. This guy wasn't one you wanted to be friends with, he was playfully sadistic in all ways possible. He had powers that no one could even imagine, which included things like time travel, and wasting people's time with nonsense.

The man (If he could be called that at this point) pet his Octopus, who happened to be named Jim.

This was the beginning of something great, he knew it.

[kwando1313]

And with that, the Exdeath was no more. Lying on a pink and frilly couch, Kasumi had just defeated the final boss in Final Fantasy V. About 50 hours ago, she had decided to start a one-sitting Final Fantasy marathon. She generally did this twice a year... And besides, it's not like she had anything better to do. Looking next to her, she found that her snack bowl was empty and she had ran out of pop. Stifling a small yawn, she slowly rose from the couch while the credits were playing, heading towards the kitchen. But before that, she decided to head on over to the computer to check if anything new had arisen.

-NEW EMAIL-

Oh. This email actually was an interesting one. It was about that new game she signed up for. Apparently, though, it would take a few days for her to download it. Oh well, it's not like she was desperately needing to play it right away: she did have other things to do. After grabbing her snacks and drinks, she went back to the couch. Final Fantasy VI wasn't going to finish itself...

[Topaz]

You feel different. Not the normal different where you feel the sudden urge to make those INCREDIBLY ILLICIT fan books that hide in you storeroom, but a new kind of different. Whether it's a good kind of different or a bad kind you're still unsure of. You walk over to your LAPTOP. The download is still going. You walk over to your DRAWING ROOM. An unfinished page of your next book lays there. You walk over to your KITCHEN and eat some snacks. You still feel different. You walk over to your BATHROOM and quickly finish your natural human business. You still feel different. Why do you feel different?

You look at the PORTAL TO HELL, otherwise known as outside. You don't feel like going outside, it can't be that.

Why are you so different?

You look in your mirror, which hasn't seen much use in a long time. You look just as you'd expect. You must be different on the inside. That's when it hits you.

You are NATASHA NATALIE NATTINGS. No longer are you that disgusting and pathetic NATALIE NATASHA NATTINGS. You look around your room and see stacks of INAPPROPRIATE MATERIALS. Disgusting. You feel the need to leave this disgusting place. You put on some clothes, do up your hair so it looks nice, and head into the LOCKED ROOM. The LOCKED ROOM is your special room. It's normal, and not disgusting at all. In this place, you spend your time writing AMAZING PLAYS that you never seem to publish anywhere. But rest assured, they are amazing. You also like to partake in a bit of online chatting and gaming when it pleases you, but not now. For now, you begin to write Act I of your new masterpiece. And what a masterpiece it will be.

[lazyplague]

Well, it seems I forgot to explain how character interaction works in this RP.

Let's start with what you know, which is that Pesterchum is the way you mainly interact.

But the thing is, just chatting on pesterchum IS NOT enough, I mean really this thread would be pointless if that were the case.
Here's how you show interaction:

1.) You pester someone on Pesterchum.

2.) You then copy the log, and then post it here in a spoiler tag.

3.) You react to it and then possibly show some sort of action that will help further the plot.

4.) Do this when necessary, and when not necessary, interaction is key in this part of the RP, it helps set up future plot events in the story.

That is all.

[GuardianDreamer]

Tsunderella was extremely upset. She had just checked her mail and found the most horrifying thing ever. It was something that the self-proclaimed Artisan had made... It was filth. A comic of some kind that she shuddered just thinking about. Well, good thing she burned it. But now she was ready to give her a piece of her mind!

Checking Pesterchum, Tsunderella noticed that the filthy fangirl had apparently changed her name for some odd reason. That was just weird. Oh well, no matter. It wasn't worth the time and effort to yell at her, but Tsunderella was honestly bored... Not that she'd ever admit that, of course.

Spoiler : Conversation Log :

-- vonTsun [VT] began pestering masterfulArtisan [MA] at 17:09 --
[05:09] VT: You! I'm going to kill you for what you did!
[05:10] VT: I can't BELIEVE you actually sent that filthy thing to me. I made sure to burn it, but don't think I'll EVER forgive you!
[05:11] MA: NATASHA: Oho, it appears that a new character has appeared with a deep backstory.
[05:11] MA: NATASHA: I shall wonder how the exposition will be handled.
[05:11] VT: ... Wait, what? What happened to that stutter of yours?
[05:12] MA: NATASHA: Ho, I am not too sure what you mean.
[05:12] MA: NATASHA: Arousing the curiosity of audience is a good technique.
[05:12] MA: NATASHA: But do not overuse it.
[05:13] VT: ... Seriously, what? Is this some kind of weird trick you're using? Normally you'd just be extremely creepy.
[05:13] MA: NATASHA: Ohohoho, I think I understand now.
[05:13] MA: NATASHA: It appears that I must be using the wrong computer.
[05:13] MA: NATASHA: What a blunder on my part.
[05:14] MA: NATASHA: Or perhaps,
[05:14] VT: ... Wrong computer? Explain.
[05:14] MA: NATASHA: It has been tampered with.
[05:14] MA: NATASHA: Oho, do not get ahead of yourself.
[05:14] MA: NATASHA: A good piece always explains, but in good time.
[05:14] MA: NATASHA: Exposition in moderation.
[05:15] MA: NATASHA: However, if I may be so benevolent.
[05:16] VT: No, seriously, why aren't you talking about writing insanely creepy things no one wants to hear about? I still think you're trying to lower my guard...
[05:16] MA: NATASHA: Have you met a young girl who partakes in disgusting crimes of humanity before?
[05:16] VT: Yes. You.
[05:16] MA: NATASHA: Ohohohoho.
[05:16] MA: NATASHA: Yes, now it makes sense.
[05:17] VT: That you're a freak?
[05:17] MA: NATASHA: Let me introduce myself, dear.
[05:17] MA: NATASHA: I am the esteemed playwrite Natasha Nattings.
[05:17] MA: NATASHA: Or I hope to be.
[05:17] MA: NATASHA: One day that name shall be important.
[05:17] MA: NATASHA: And you are?
[05:18] VT: Tsunderella von Tsundere, the epitome of perfection that you constantly harrass. I've got my eye on you. I don't believe in this act for one second.
[05:18] MA: NATASHA: Ah yes, the aristocrat.
[05:19] MA: NATASHA: An interesting character, but I regret that so few are written well.
[05:19] MA: NATASHA: Well, I feel the need to explain now that we are acquainted.
[05:19] MA: NATASHA: There has been a huge misunderstanding.
[05:20] VT: ... Explain what? The more you talk, the more confused I get.
[05:20] MA: NATASHA: The person you have me confused with, is not me.
[05:20] MA: NATASHA: Well, hoho, she is certainly me.
[05:20] MA: NATASHA: But, not me.
[05:20] MA: NATASHA: Mighty confusing, I know.
[05:20] VT: Dot. Dot. Dot.
[05:21] MA: NATASHA: Yes, I expected this confusion.
[05:22] MA: NATASHA: Ahem, how shall I go about this.
[05:22] MA: NATASHA: It's a disgusting term, yes, but do you know of Multiple Personality Disorder?
[05:23] MA: NATASHA: It can be considered that.
[05:23] VT: ... Do you think I'm stupid? Who'd buy that kind of coincidence?
[05:23] MA: NATASHA: Coincidence?
[05:23] MA: NATASHA: Once a happenstance, my dear.
[05:24] VT: Okay, let's pretend I buy this for one moment... What made you suddenly change?
[05:24] MA: NATASHA: I, in all honesty, cannot answer that.
[05:24] MA: NATASHA: There is no schedule.
[05:25] MA: NATASHA: No order.
[05:25] MA: NATASHA: It just happens.
[05:25] VT: ... Uh-huh. Sure. So tell me... What are the differences between you two?
[05:26] MA: NATASHA: I believe I am not the disgusting stain on mankind she is.
[05:26] MA: NATASHA: My plays are masterpieces.
[05:26] MA: NATASHA: They just require publishing.
[05:26] VT: Well... You SEEM more reasonable than her. Not that that's hard to accomplish, so don't take that as flattery.
[05:26] MA: NATASHA: Hoho.
[05:27] MA: NATASHA: It is strange though.
[05:27] MA: NATASHA: From what you've said.
[05:27] MA: NATASHA: I cannot fathom why you would stay acquainted with her.
[05:27] VT: She just bugs me all the time and I feel bad that she doesn't have any friends, that's all.
[05:28] MA: NATASHA: Hoh, that is odd.
[05:28] VT: So, do the others know about you? Do you know the others?
[05:28] VT: They definitely never told ME about this. Typical...
[05:28] MA: NATASHA: On my passing from her filth infected hive, I can't help but notice that she is quite popular among... Certain people.
[05:29] MA: NATASHA: I would say she has friends, not that I would wish to associate with them.
[05:29] VT: I don't count filth as friends.
[05:29] MA: NATASHA: And I don't quite understand what you mean by "others".
[05:29] VT: The other people she regularly talks to. Like that nonsensical waste of time, or that rude gamer.
[05:29] MA: NATASHA: Now now, dear.
[05:30] MA: NATASHA: Friendship is subjective.
[05:30] VT: But good taste isn't.
[05:30] MA: NATASHA: And, since this is the first time I have seen you.
[05:30] MA: NATASHA: I would have to say no.
[05:30] MA: NATASHA: I have not met these others.
[05:31] VT: Right. Well, expect to hear from them sooner or later anyway. They bother anyone they can.
[05:31] MA: NATASHA: Hoho, I see.
[05:31] MA: NATASHA: A colossal waste of time.
[05:32] MA: NATASHA: Ah yes I was in the middle of writing.
[05:32] VT: ... Writing? Hopefully it's different from the filth 'she' wrote.
[05:32] MA: NATASHA: I do not appreciate people wasting my time as I write.
[05:32] MA: NATASHA: I write plays, my dear.
[05:32] MA: NATASHA: Beautiful and elegant plays.
[05:32] VT: Are you insulting me!? Fine! Then let's end this conversation. I didn't want to talk to you anyway!
[05:32] MA: NATASHA: Hoho.
[05:32] MA: NATASHA: As you wish, my dear.
-- masterfulArtisan [MA] ceased pestering vonTsun [VT] at 17:33 --

Somehow that wasn't the way she had imagined the conversation going.

[enigma]

Just because it wasn't real,
Doesn't mean you can't believe it.
Just because it was a lie,
Doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.
But if it wasn't real,
can I trust this false reality?

~Frederica Bernkastel

The early summer of the 58th year of the Shouwa Era
(A.D. 1983)

*Click* *Click*

If I had known this game would be like this...
I wouldn't have played it in the first place.

*Click* *Click*

I thought it would be fun.
No, it WAS fun.
It's still fun even now...

*click* *click*

But I know that this game is only fun,
because I can't bear for it not to be.
I just can't admit it.

I click the red X and the pesterlog goes silent.

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I wake up with a yawn to the sound of the Higurashi that fill my home of Hinamizawa. Today is going to be a great day, I think. I think. I get washed and dressed and sit at my computer. Just because Mi-chan's not going to be around today doesn't mean I can let myself go slack; go slack. After all, as a member of the club the games are important to all of us. And Keiichi says that these computer games are just as fun as board games.

*click*

The screen widens with blue and a notice pops up.

-New Email-

Oh. I've finally gotten the game I've been so excited about. I really hope it's as fun as they say; they say. I hope it's filled with adorable things and... Oh.

Apparently, the download will take a while. That's fine. Rena can wait, I think. I click the download link and smile. I should make a nice lunch today. Something which looks cute and tastes good too~.

[hershel_layton]

I stare at my computer. There really is nothing to do. I stand up off my chair, walk towards the wall, and measure myself against the wall height chart for the thousandth time this hour. Nope. Still as short as always.

I walk back to my computer and open up solitaire. Spider Solitaire is SO much better than this. This game is so boring. *click* *click* Oh wait... Now it's really really *click* Super boring! Yay! I close the window and spin around on the chair for a while. This day is soooo boring... Maybe I SHOULD pick up a hobby like my friends say. Then again, when have I EVER listened to those losers? Stamp collecting? Bird watching? Gosh. It's like they WANT me to drop dead right now. I exhale and start opening up pinball.

-New Email-

Huh? Oh it's that game. Games aren't THAT good, but they're a better way to spend time than being outside. Seems like it'll take a while to download. Great. Now how to spend my time?

Eh, maybe I've grown in the last... What? 20 minutes or so? I run over to the wall and measure myself again. Nope. Surprising. I did absolutely NOTHING different to when I last checked. I sit back in front of my computer. Maybe I should go onto Pesterchum...
There really IS nothing to do. I stare at my computer.

[Topaz]

Spoiler : PesterLog with vonTsun :

-- vonTsun [VT] began pestering masterfulArtisan [MA] at 17:09 --
[05:09] VT: You! I'm going to kill you for what you did!
[05:10] VT: I can't BELIEVE you actually sent that filthy thing to me. I made sure to burn it, but don't think I'll EVER forgive you!
[05:11] MA: NATASHA: Oho, it appears that a new character has appeared with a deep backstory.
[05:11] MA: NATASHA: I shall wonder how the exposition will be handled.
[05:11] VT: ... Wait, what? What happened to that stutter of yours?
[05:12] MA: NATASHA: Ho, I am not too sure what you mean.
[05:12] MA: NATASHA: Arousing the curiosity of audience is a good technique.
[05:12] MA: NATASHA: But do not overuse it.
[05:13] VT: ... Seriously, what? Is this some kind of weird trick you're using? Normally you'd just be extremely creepy.
[05:13] MA: NATASHA: Ohohoho, I think I understand now.
[05:13] MA: NATASHA: It appears that I must be using the wrong computer.
[05:13] MA: NATASHA: What a blunder on my part.
[05:14] MA: NATASHA: Or perhaps,
[05:14] VT: ... Wrong computer? Explain.
[05:14] MA: NATASHA: It has been tampered with.
[05:14] MA: NATASHA: Oho, do not get ahead of yourself.
[05:14] MA: NATASHA: A good piece always explains, but in good time.
[05:14] MA: NATASHA: Exposition in moderation.
[05:15] MA: NATASHA: However, if I may be so benevolent.
[05:16] VT: No, seriously, why aren't you talking about writing insanely creepy things no one wants to hear about? I still think you're trying to lower my guard...
[05:16] MA: NATASHA: Have you met a young girl who partakes in disgusting crimes of humanity before?
[05:16] VT: Yes. You.
[05:16] MA: NATASHA: Ohohohoho.
[05:16] MA: NATASHA: Yes, now it makes sense.
[05:17] VT: That you're a freak?
[05:17] MA: NATASHA: Let me introduce myself, dear.
[05:17] MA: NATASHA: I am the esteemed playwrite Natasha Nattings.
[05:17] MA: NATASHA: Or I hope to be.
[05:17] MA: NATASHA: One day that name shall be important.
[05:17] MA: NATASHA: And you are?
[05:18] VT: Tsunderella von Tsundere, the epitome of perfection that you constantly harrass. I've got my eye on you. I don't believe in this act for one second.
[05:18] MA: NATASHA: Ah yes, the aristocrat.
[05:19] MA: NATASHA: An interesting character, but I regret that so few are written well.
[05:19] MA: NATASHA: Well, I feel the need to explain now that we are acquainted.
[05:19] MA: NATASHA: There has been a huge misunderstanding.
[05:20] VT: ... Explain what? The more you talk, the more confused I get.
[05:20] MA: NATASHA: The person you have me confused with, is not me.
[05:20] MA: NATASHA: Well, hoho, she is certainly me.
[05:20] MA: NATASHA: But, not me.
[05:20] MA: NATASHA: Mighty confusing, I know.
[05:20] VT: Dot. Dot. Dot.
[05:21] MA: NATASHA: Yes, I expected this confusion.
[05:22] MA: NATASHA: Ahem, how shall I go about this.
[05:22] MA: NATASHA: It's a disgusting term, yes, but do you know of Multiple Personality Disorder?
[05:23] MA: NATASHA: It can be considered that.
[05:23] VT: ... Do you think I'm stupid? Who'd buy that kind of coincidence?
[05:23] MA: NATASHA: Coincidence?
[05:23] MA: NATASHA: Once a happenstance, my dear.
[05:24] VT: Okay, let's pretend I buy this for one moment... What made you suddenly change?
[05:24] MA: NATASHA: I, in all honesty, cannot answer that.
[05:24] MA: NATASHA: There is no schedule.
[05:25] MA: NATASHA: No order.
[05:25] MA: NATASHA: It just happens.
[05:25] VT: ... Uh-huh. Sure. So tell me... What are the differences between you two?
[05:26] MA: NATASHA: I believe I am not the disgusting stain on mankind she is.
[05:26] MA: NATASHA: My plays are masterpieces.
[05:26] MA: NATASHA: They just require publishing.
[05:26] VT: Well... You SEEM more reasonable than her. Not that that's hard to accomplish, so don't take that as flattery.
[05:26] MA: NATASHA: Hoho.
[05:27] MA: NATASHA: It is strange though.
[05:27] MA: NATASHA: From what you've said.
[05:27] MA: NATASHA: I cannot fathom why you would stay acquainted with her.
[05:27] VT: She just bugs me all the time and I feel bad that she doesn't have any friends, that's all.
[05:28] MA: NATASHA: Hoh, that is odd.
[05:28] VT: So, do the others know about you? Do you know the others?
[05:28] VT: They definitely never told ME about this. Typical...
[05:28] MA: NATASHA: On my passing from her filth infected hive, I can't help but notice that she is quite popular among... Certain people.
[05:29] MA: NATASHA: I would say she has friends, not that I would wish to associate with them.
[05:29] VT: I don't count filth as friends.
[05:29] MA: NATASHA: And I don't quite understand what you mean by "others".
[05:29] VT: The other people she regularly talks to. Like that nonsensical waste of time, or that rude gamer.
[05:29] MA: NATASHA: Now now, dear.
[05:30] MA: NATASHA: Friendship is subjective.
[05:30] VT: But good taste isn't.
[05:30] MA: NATASHA: And, since this is the first time I have seen you.
[05:30] MA: NATASHA: I would have to say no.
[05:30] MA: NATASHA: I have not met these others.
[05:31] VT: Right. Well, expect to hear from them sooner or later anyway. They bother anyone they can.
[05:31] MA: NATASHA: Hoho, I see.
[05:31] MA: NATASHA: A colossal waste of time.
[05:32] MA: NATASHA: Ah yes I was in the middle of writing.
[05:32] VT: ... Writing? Hopefully it's different from the filth 'she' wrote.
[05:32] MA: NATASHA: I do not appreciate people wasting my time as I write.
[05:32] MA: NATASHA: I write plays, my dear.
[05:32] MA: NATASHA: Beautiful and elegant plays.
[05:32] VT: Are you insulting me!? Fine! Then let's end this conversation. I didn't want to talk to you anyway!
[05:32] MA: NATASHA: Hoho.
[05:32] MA: NATASHA: As you wish, my dear.
-- masterfulArtisan [MA] ceased pestering vonTsun [VT] at 17:33 --

What a strange person that was but an interesting one nonetheless, you think to yourself.

It seems as if the disgusting filth has tampered with your Pesterchum client, whether intentionally or not. No matter though, these new people promise to be quite interesting too. When you get your usual writer's block, maybe it would be a fanciful idea to start a conversation with one of them. But that was all in due time. For now, you go back to your play.

Aaaand done. A good afternoon's worth of work that was. You've released all your writer energy, so you suppose that means it's time to switch back. You exit and lock your secret room, get into you pajamas, let down your hair and lie on the bed to sleep. You let your other personality take over for you.

You are NATALIE NATASHA NATTINGS. You've just woken up. You feel like you had a wonderful dream, but you can't quite remember what it is. You get up, and go to work on your new book.

[kwando1313]

*yawn*

Kasumi had just finished off Kefka in FF VI. It'd been about 4 and a half hours since she had started the game. She had played at a record setting pace, of course. Since she was a super level gamer. Stretching out during the credits sequence, he figured she might as well go to the computer and log onto pester, just to see what's up. After all, she had to wait for the credits to finish rolling. And she was quite satiated after eating a bowl of chips and drinking two cans of pop.

Spoiler : Pesterlog :

-- greenFairy [GF] began pestering gamrGurl [GG] at 16:52 --
[04:52] GG: ugh
[04:52] GG: a fery
[04:52] GG: wut is tbis crap
[04:52] GF: Huh? I don't get it....
[04:53] GG: get wut
[04:54] GG: not mcuh to not get here
[04:54] GF: Um.... What exactly are you talking about?
[04:54] GG: ur a fairmy
[04:54] GF: Oh! Yes I am.
[04:54] GF: I think....
[04:54] GG: ...
[04:54] GG: a blindly confusedv idiot too it seemj
[04:54] GG: ugh
[04:54] GF: What? Something wrong?
[04:54] GF: Sheesh. Urgh.
[04:55] GF: World full of idiots.
-- greenFairy [GF] ceased pestering gamrGurl [GG] at 16:55 --

Ugh. Everyone out there was so... strange. And had nothing for her to respect.

[lazyplague]

Spoiler : Pesterlog :

[11:24] -- importantGuy [IG] began trolling gamrGurl [GG] at 23:24 --
[11:24] IG: Have you declared allegiance to the OctoGod?
[11:24] GG: ubh
[11:24] GG: wut
[11:24] IG: Nevermind!
[11:24] GG: ok?
[11:24] GG: typical noob
[11:24] GG: ugh
[11:25] IG: Well that's not very flattering but oh well!
[11:25] IG: I can work with this.
[11:25] GG: ...
[11:25] IG: My name is David of DaeVcorp.
[11:26] GG: creator of that gaxem?
[11:26] IG: Yep!
[11:26] GG: ...
[11:26] GG: oh
[11:26] IG: I run the company.
[11:26] GG: oh
[11:26] IG: I just wanted to congratulate you on getting chosen.
[11:26] GG: ...
[11:26] GG: i gues u aren't a n00b tehn
[11:27] IG: Well I can be called that if need be!
[11:27] GG: so...
[11:27] GG: wut's going on
[11:27] IG: What do you mean?
[11:27] GG: well...
[11:27] GG: u sed to congradulate...
[11:27] GG: wut else
[11:28] IG: Well...
[11:28] IG: I'm sure you're aware of the download TIME.
[11:28] GG: yes...
[11:28] GG: ugh so longg
[11:28] IG: I also came to apologize for this problem.
[11:29] IG: All players will be given special unique bonuses to hopefully make things right.
[11:29] GG: o rly
[11:29] GG: soounds nice
[11:29] IG: Now let me see here for a second...
[11:30] GG: k
[11:30] IG: You will most likely be granted the ability of double strength when you reach a certain level.
[11:31] GG: ooh
[11:31] GG: that's nice
[11:31] IG: As your talents seem to fit with this.
[11:31] GG: as a master gamer, pfc
[11:31] IG: You will be the only one with that level of strength.
[11:31] GG: yay
[11:32] GG: ofc no 1 else can be sa gud as me~
[11:32] IG: Hopefully this makes up for the problem.
[11:32] IG: And i'll make sure to keep the gbee challenging for you.
[11:32] IG: Woops.
[11:32] GG: sounds gr8
[11:32] IG: Sorry G ame*
[11:32] GG: challegming is so much more fun
[11:33] IG: Weird typing habit I got from an old friend of mine.
[11:33] IG: Anyway, I bid you adieu.
[11:33] GG: wel thx, i ges
[11:33] IG: ...
[11:33] IG: That's how you say it right?
[11:33] GG: iunno
[11:33] IG: Dang!
[11:33] GG: levlfremnch
[11:33] IG: Anyway bye.
[11:34] GG: bye
[11:34] -- importantGuy [IG] gave up trolling gamrGurl [GG] at 23:34 --

Personally, Dave believed he knew how to get on people's good sides.
These "Bonuses" he mentioned game with every class that existed, he just added a little sugar to it so he could keep her interested.

As the self proclaimed game master, this girl would have thought the TIME limit to be outrageous, but hey he knew how to smooth that over... it was just a manner of what words were being used, and in what situation.

[gotMLK7]

So after talking to a psychopathic creeper, Matt got another message from someone that he didn't know. Why were so many random stalkers interested in him today?

Spoiler : Pesterlog :

-- greenFairy [GF] began pestering wanderingDetective [WD] at 01:21 --
[01:21] GF: A detective?
[01:22] WD: Ye@h?
[01:22] GF: Are you, like, solving a murder right now?
[01:22] WD: Ye@h let'$ go with th@t
[01:22] GF: Who's dead?
[01:23] WD: @ corp$e
[01:24] WD: ...You $till there
[01:25] WD: ......YOU @ren't the corp$e right? I'm $till t@lkin' to $omeone over there?
[01:26] GF: Yeah. I'm here
[01:27] GF: Why do you care?
[01:27] GF: Aren't you ust an idiot too?
[01:27] WD: *ju$t
[01:27] GF: Urgh.
[01:27] WD: $pell your word$ correctly before you feel like in$ulting my intelligence.
[01:28] GF: Says the idiot using $
[01:28] WD: Wh@t $?
[01:29] WD: @nyw@y did you pe$ter me for @ny re@$on other th@n in$ulting me @nd $@ying $ilent for three minute$?
[01:29] WD: *$t@ying
[01:30] GF: I don't even know the reason.
[01:30] WD: $ound$ re@$on@ble.
[01:31] GF: Maybe because this stupid world is full of idiots and I'm bored of it?
[01:31] WD: $o to fight your boredom of the people you like to $ee @$ $tupid, you decide to $trike @ conver$@tion with one of them.
[01:32] WD: M@ke$ $en$e to me.
[01:32] GF: So you're an idiot too?
[01:33] WD: You re@lize you c@n't ju$t throw @round the word "idiot" @nd expect it to ju$t be correct
[01:33] WD: There'$ @n @rt to pointing out other$' idiocy
[01:33] WD: @nyone c@n merely c@ll @ per$on @n idiot, but @ true m@$ter of $@rc@$m know$ how to PROVE other people @re idiot$
[01:34] GF: But what kind of detective talks to a "fairy" when they should be investigating a corpse?
[01:35] WD: Wh@t kind of "f@iry" c@n't tell the difference between @ u$ern@me @nd @n occup@tion?
[01:35] GF: I'm sick of talking to you.
[01:35] GF: Literally. You disgust me.
[01:36] WD: Love you too, $weety.
[01:37] GF: Aww, sweetie, you think I want to talk to you. Cute.
[01:38] WD: @ww, you think I give h@lf @ cr@p. @dor@ble.
[01:39] GF: Haha. Go back to your pathetic life and please. Never talk to me again.
[01:39] WD: You t@lked to me. I ju$t educ@ted you on the @rt of humili@ting other$.
[01:40] GF: I only talked to you out of boredom. Get it yet?
[01:40] GF: Gosh. WHY am I still talking with someone like you?
[01:41] WD: How m@ny time$ @re you going to $@y you never w@nt to t@lk with me @g@in before you @ctu@lly $top t@lking to me?
[01:42] GF: I'm bored.
[01:42] GF: What? Got a problem?
[01:42] WD: ...@re you ju$t @ t$undere or $omething
[01:43] GF: Uh... Tsundere? What?
[01:43] WD: "I-Idiot! It'$ not like I W@NT to t@lk to you! I-I'm ju$t bored, th@t'$ @ll! B-B@k@!"
[01:44] GF: I can't believe you just seriously compared me to... THAT.
[01:44] WD: I ju$t work with wh@t you give me.
[01:45] GF: Whatever. I have better things to do than talk to you.
[01:46] GF: I just PRAY that I NEVER meet your kind of idiocy again.
[01:46] GF: EVER.
[01:46] WD: $hould I ju$t $t@rt @ counter of how m@ny time$ you $@y $omething @long tho$e line$?
[01:46] GF: Urgh. I hate you so much.
[01:46] WD: <3
[01:46] GF: Go die and become one of those corpses you love.
-- greenFairy [GF] ceased pestering wanderingDetective [WD] at 01:46 --
[01:46] WD: Well $he w@$ ple@$@nt

So in the time it has taken for him to get this game and start installing it, Matt had already had conversations with a psycho stalker and an annoying "fairy" girl (if it WAS a girl). That game better install quickly before Matt loses his mind.

[hershel_layton]

Well... That wasn't fun. It wasn't necessarily that BAD, but it wasn't fun. And yet.... It did take up some time. Maybe I can talk to someone else for a while? Maybe this time I'll be nicer than just the introduction... Pfft. Not likely. Eh. There is still time to waste away.

Spoiler : Pesterlog :

-- greenFairy [GF] began pestering adorableCleaver [AC] at 17:44 --
[05:44] AC: A fairy? Hauu~!
[05:45] AC: Adorable! Omochikaeri~! Hauu~!
[05:45] GF: Uh yes, I am a fairy.
[05:45] GF: I think.....
[05:45] GF: Omochikaeri? Um....
[05:45] AC: It means that I'm going to take you back home; it means. Hauu~!
[05:46] GF: W- What?! You can't do that!
[05:46] AC: Hauu~! Nothing's impossible for Rena. For Rena. Hauu~!
[05:47] GF: Rena.... Nice name.
[05:47] GF: Uh, my name's Rena too! Isn't it just SUCH an adorable name?
[05:47] AC: A-Ah! I didn't mean that! My name's adorableCleaver. Hauu~!
[05:48] AC: But... You think it's an adorable name? Hauu~!
[05:48] GF: I do! It's so great that we share a name, uh, right?
[05:49] AC: Ah... No! My name's not Rena. It isn't! Hauu~!
[05:49] AC: I am just adorableCleaver. Hauu~!
[05:49] AC: After all, it's not safe to reveal your name to strangers on the internet you don't know... Hauu~!
[05:50] GF: Sure then. Your name's not Rena.
[05:50] GF: And my name isn't Rena either.
[05:50] AC: ...Okay. Hauu~!
[05:50] AC: We're both not Rena then. Hauu~!
[05:50] AC: Nice to meet you, not-Rena. Hauu~!
[05:51] GF: Okay. What's with the Hauu?
[05:51] GF: It's... A little annoying.
[05:51] AC: Hauu~? It's just what I say. Hauu~!
[05:51] GF: Can you stop?
[05:51] AC: It means that Re- adorableCleaver's happy. Hauu~!
[05:51] GF: Seriously. It's annoying me.
[05:51] AC: ...Hauu~!
[05:52] GF: What are you? A brain-dead moron?
[05:52] AC: Why would you want me to stop? Do you not like Re- adorableCleaver?Hauu~!
[05:52] AC: ........Hauu~!
[05:52] GF: Do you just not understand?
[05:52] GF: Or are you doing this on purpose?
[05:52] AC: I do understand.Hauu~!
[05:52] GF: Then what's your problem?
[05:52] AC: But just because you're a fairy doesn't mean you can talk to me that way. Hauu~!
[05:53] AC: I don't like people I can't trust. Hauu~!
[05:53] AC: You want Rena to trust you, right? Hauu~!
[05:53] GF: Ah, right, of course.
[05:54] GF: I apo... Apolo.... I uh.....
[05:54] AC: Well if you apologize that's okay. Hauu~!
[05:54] GF: I'm really really sorry! Okay?
[05:54] AC: I forgive you fairy-chan.Hauu~!
[05:54] GF: Let's be super good friends yeah!
[05:55] GF: But, uh, don't call me fairy-chan.
[05:57] AC: Okay. Okay. Ren- adorableCleaver won'tg call you that anymore. Hauu~!
[05:59] AC: So, then. What should I call you? Hauu~!
[06:00] GF: Man, that Hauu is actually pretty cute.
[06:00] GF: Uh, call me.... Flutter-chan. I don't really know.
[06:00] AC: Y-You think so? Hauu~!
[06:00] AC: Hauu! Hauu! Hauu! Hauu!!! Hauu~!
[06:00] GF: Yeah. I've been hiding it all this time... But that's actually MY catchphrase too! Hauu!
[06:01] GF: It's such a cute thing to say!
[06:01] AC: ....Hauu~!
[06:01] AC: Um... Are you copying me, Flutter-chan? Hauu~!
[06:01] GF: Hau! Hauu! Hauuu! Nope!
[06:02] AC: You're not making fun of me, are you? Hauu~!
[06:02] GF: What? Do you think you're the only one with this catchphrase?
[06:02] GF: It's adorable! I'm not making fun of you. I promise~ Hauuu!
[06:02] AC: .......Hauu~!
-- adorableCleaver [AC] ceased pestering greenFairy [GF] at 18:02 --
-- adorableCleaver [AC] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

That was fun. More so then that last conversation. And I was nice. Kind of. Not that 'Rena' deserved my kindness. I wonder if she believed me...? Probably not. 'I'm really really sorry'? Gosh sarcasm is hard to convey. Hauu. Hauu. Hauu! Hauu? .......Yep. That's annoying. And it sounds disgusting. It sounds happy. And yucky. So does Rena. Rena.... Rena.... Rena? Rena! ....Yeah. That's a cute name. Ugly but interesting. So that's my name from now on. Unless I can find one I like better.
Gosh I wish this game would install faster....

[enigma]

I don't like this greenFairy. At first I thought she was adorable because of that username, but she's nothing like that on the inside. Some people just aren't worth knowing. Even the friends who are only there to share the good times are better than those who hide behind lies and false words.

"LIAR!"

Something about the "fairy" rubs me the wrong way. I spy my cleaver for treasure hunting at the side of the room. I should pack that away so I can go looking for treasure tomorrow.

I wonder if the "fairy" would act like that to my face. I wonder; I wonder. But don't worry, I won't let people like her ruin Rena's good mood. I won't let her make me mad.

I smile and look at the download bar. Still a long time to go. Maybe there's someone better to talk to.

[GuardianDreamer]

Tsunderella took a deep breath, clearly extremely angry. She looked at the Pesterlogs of the conversations she had just had. She felt extremely angry right now. Redundancy was clearly required.

Spoiler : greenFairy Pesterlog :

-- greenFairy [GF] began pestering vonTsun [VT] at 08:15 --
-- greenFairy [GF] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --
[08:16] GF: Tsun? Is that like Tsundere?
[08:16] VT: I AM NOT A TSUNDERE! That's just the name my parents gave me, okay!
[08:16] GF: Cause I heard about them.
[08:16] GF: Wow. You're parents are... Kinda sucky namers.
[08:17] VT: Don't insult my parents! Tsunderella von Tsundere is a fine name!
[08:17] GF: Yeah. I like it.
[08:17] GF: I think.
[08:17] VT: Of course. It's the name of the most perfect being alive, after all.
[08:17] GF: Really?
[08:17] GF: Cause that's my name too.
[08:18] VT: Anyone with eyes could see that- wait what. You share the same name as ME?
[08:18] VT: Are you some kind of imposter!? I won't stand for this!
[08:18] GF: Yeah. I never thought I'd meet someone with my name.
[08:18] VT: Then why did you say it was a bad name at first!?
[08:19] GF: Because only MY parents could possibly pick such a perfect name.
[08:19] VT: That doesn't even make any logical sense! Whatever. It's not like I care or anything.
[08:21] GF: You sure?
[08:21] GF: I'm sorry.
[08:21] GF: Did I offend you?
[08:21] VT: Of course I'm sure! What sort of stupid question is that?
[08:21] VT: W-Why would I be offended!?
[08:22] VT: That implies that I care about anything. And I don't.
[08:22] GF: Because most idiots in the world get offended this easily.
[08:22] GF: And you... Might be an idiot.
[08:23] VT: The one who calls other people an idiot is the REAL idiot, you idiot!
[08:23] GF: No the one who replies with such an idiotic comeback is the idiot! IDIOT!
[08:24] VT: Whatever. It's not like I care about your opinion anyway. Why are you bothering me?
[08:25] GF: Do you care why I'm bothering you?
[08:26] VT: What kind of question is that!? You're just annoying! And it's not like I'm happy that someone is talking to me, so don't get any ideas that I'm secretly happy or anything stupid like that!
[08:27] GF: If this is what a tsundere is, I've been deeply insulted earlier.
[08:27] VT: Like I said, I AM NOT A TSUNDERE! Why does everyone think that!?
[08:28] GF: Fine. I accept it.
[08:28] GF: You. Are. Not. A. Tsundere.
[08:28] VT: Good. I'm glad you can finally see reason.
[08:29] GF: Of course. Since it's my name, I've been called a tsundere too.
[08:29] VT: You're so weird. Why are you so weird?
[08:31] GF: What kind of a question is that?! You're such an idiot! It's not like I care wether or not you think I'm weird! Gosh, who would care about something like that!
[08:31] VT: ... Are you making fun of me!?
[08:32] GF: I'm sorry. Are you assuming I would?!
[08:32] GF: Is what I say THAT insulting?!
[08:33] GF: Not that I care about your opinion or anything....
[08:33] VT: This is a grave insult, so of course! You're mocking the epitome of perfection itself. You know what I think? YOU'RE the tsundere!
[08:33] VT: It makes much more sense that way!
[08:33] GF: A TSUNDERE?! ME?! YOU are the BIGGEST tsundere I've ever met!
[08:34] GF: And now! The world is right again!
[08:34] GF: BACK TO THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TSUNDERES
[08:34] VT: Like I've been telling you, I am not a tsundere! Not like I care, of course. An idiot like YOU could never actually form any kind of intelligent argument.
[08:35] GF: Oh please sweetie, you couldn't form a proper argument to save your snivelling, pathetic, idiotic life.
[08:36] GF: Let the people who AREN'T in denial of being a tsundere handle this, okay?
[08:37] VT: Look who's talking. You're clearly pathetic. You had to bother ME because you have nothing better to do with your life. It must be sad being such an idiot and knowing it. Why don't you cry about your lack of interesting traits?
[08:38] GF: Are you sure you won't be sad if I leave and you're left in loneliness for the rest of your life? Thinking that you're not a tsundere, but you are, and trying to push your denial onto other people in the form of pathetic insults?
[08:39] VT: Why would I care about you anyway!? I have plenty of friends, so I'm not lonely at all!
[08:42] GF: Then why are you online right now?! The ONLY reason I'm talking to you is because this is a dare from one of my many friends! A- And THEY thought it would be fun to go online and distract then from THEIR boredom!
[08:44] VT: Are you completely stupid!? Oh, I get it. You're one of those sad, lonely, pathetic girls without any friends. You claim that anyone is your friend, and you do whatever they say so that they pay attention to you. How pathetic. You can't even live your life without listening to someone else's orders. I'd feel sorry for you, but you deserve no pity.
[08:46] GF: Ohhh... I know! You like to push your pathetic self-image onto other people and claim that that's what they're like, when in reality, you know you're describing yourslef and can't accept it!
[08:46] GF: It's okay. Do you want a cookie?
[08:49] VT: It must be so sad having to continue a meaningless argument just so you feel less sad and lonely, huh? I know for a fact that my life is perfect, and when you see that, you get jealous. You can't live without attacking some else's self-esteem.
[08:50] VT: What a complete joke. Do I have to remind you that YOU started this conversation
[08:51] GF: What a completely stupid argument. You REALLY have to do better. Not that I expeected an idiot like you to be able to do ANYTHING well!
[08:52] VT: Look who's talking. Can't you do anything about that horrible personality of yours? Then again, I guess you could never have the determination needed to actually do anything. You're just going to waste your entire life being pushed around, aren't you?
[08:56] GF: Could you possibly BE any more CLUELESS?! My life is PERFECT! I'm never bored and I can do ANYTHING I want! I hope you quickly fix yourself sweetie, or you might end up licking boots. Oh, and I meant that figuratively. Not referring to your current occupation, you whining, pathetic, desperate, brat.
[08:57] VT: Oh? Did I touch a nerve? I'm sure that you're describing yourself right now. Don't worry, I'm sure that you have nothing better to do with your time than be an annoying jerk to absolutely everyone. You must think that antagonizing people makes you special, huh? It gives you some kind of 'meaning', so you can pretend that you aren't a complete waste of space. Absolutely pathetic.
[09:07] GF: Waste of space? Oh please, honey. I doubt ANYONE ever wants you around. I guess your parents saw the pathetic life you'd lead and THAT'S why they gave you that horrible name. I bet you're only alive right now because you cling to the hope that someday, somewhere, someone will accept you. Well guess what?
[09:07] GF: NOBODY WILL
[09:08] VT: Plenty of people have accepted me as perfection itself, you complete doofus! It must be sad having to lie in order to support your arguments. Well, guess what? I have something to tell you. Your existence WILL mean something, but it'll only be negative. You'll be like a flea that bothers everyone else and never helps.
[09:09] VT: Sounds fitting for you, doesn't it?
[09:15] GF: You sure seem to be talkative. Is it because you finally met someone who acknowledged you the right to speak? Sweetie, go ahead. I'll listen to your pathetic problems that mean nothing to the real world. And all about your egotistical fantasies and insecurities. But I have OTHER people to talk to. And guess what? They AREN'T fake like your friends! So could you leave me in quiet? I think it's time
[09:15] GF: for you to start being a lap-dog again. I'll be here if you ever need someone to whine to though, don't worry. I won't disappear like your other "friends."
[09:16] VT: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS CONVERSATION, YOU HYPOCRITE! IDIOT! COMPLETE JERK AND WASTE OF SPACE! YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THAT I'M BOTHERING TO ANSWER TO YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT GETTING ATTENTION FROM ANYONE!
[09:16] VT: In fact, I bet deep down inside, you're grateful to me, aren't you? You're so happy that someone isn't ignoring you. That someone isn't ordering you to do things for them. It's kind of sad, really.
[09:17] GF: IT'S A PRIVILIGE I EVEN CONVERSE WITH YOU! YOU WASTE OF AIR! YOU IDIOT! YOU ABSOLUTELY NAIVE IDIOTIC MORON!
[09:18] GF: In fact, why don't you just leave now? Show me, why don't you? Unless you're scared of the real world. Can't you bear to stop hearing the noise that occurs when someone replies to you?
[09:19] VT: As if I'd ever back down from an argument. Better yet, why don't YOU leave? Prove that you have other things to do than waste my time. Once again, you started all of this. So why don't YOU prove that you can survive without bothering someone? Oh, that's right. You can't. You're just an empty shell of a human being.
[09:26] GF: Don't you realize how repetitive you sound? Can you not think of any better comebacks? Well then, I'll just ignore you from now on. Trash like you isn't worth my time.
[09:27] VT: Fine. I'll just end this conversation now. Why don't you go away and bother someone else?
[09:28] GF: Amazing. This hasn't ended. Don't you know how to end a conversation? Want a tutorial? Not that I care whether or not you leave. I don't even know yuo're here!
[09:29] VT: Why don't YOU leave first? Ever thought of that, dirt-for-brains?
[09:31] GF: Because you said you'd leave? What? Need to add short-term memory loss to your list of imperfections?
[09:32] VT: Are you daft? I clearly said "Why don't YOU go away", but I guess you must have missed that. Can I add poor eyesight to YOUR list of flaws? You seem to lack any good qualities, by the way.
[09:44] GF: You insult me so much. Well, you TRY to at least. But why do you keep talking to me? Can't you help yourself from taking another meeting with perfection? The complete opposite of you, might I add.
[09:45] VT: I'm done talking to you. I'm just waiting for you to leave. Stop trying to prolong this conversation, everyone already knows how lonely you are.
[09:46] GF: Then please stop replying and act on your words. Of course, someone like you doesn't deserve to be trusted. You never did, did you?
[09:47] VT: Why don't YOU leave and prove that you can last one minute without talking to me? Oh, that's right. You can't. I'm sorry, I almost forgot that you're so pathetic.
[09:51] GF: Could it be... You have a complex about losing?! Oh wait. That was pretty obvious from the moment I met you. Please darling, this isn't a challenge or a game. You can just leave now. Bye~!
[09:52] VT: You first. Unless you're the one with a complex about losing. It only makes sense, since everything you said about me actually applies to you.
[09:54] GF: Are you getting your lame responses from a two year old? Oh, sorry, even a two year old is above you. Maybe one day you'll have the brain capacity of a four year old! Yeah! Keep on dreaming.
[09:56] VT: Wow. You must really be desperate if you're trying to continue this argument.
[09:57] GF: Then leave. Like you said you would, tsundere girl.
[09:57] VT: Why are you talking to yourself? You're the only tsundere here. Have you resorted to talking to yourself now? How sad.
[09:57] VT: Seriously. Just go away.
[09:59] GF: Denial? Really? That was old the first time you used it.
[09:59] GF: Can you leave me now?
[10:00] VT: Fine. You're not worth any more of my time anyway.
-- vonTsun [VT] ceased pestering greenFairy [GF] at 22:00 --
[10:00] GF: Thank goodness. That damn Tsundere.
[10:00] GF: Not that I care about her or anything!

Spoiler : adorableCleaver Pesterlog :

-- adorableCleaver [AC] began pestering vonTsun [VT] at 08:37 --
[08:37] AC: Good morning, Tsun-chan. Hauu~!
[08:37] VT: And just who are you supposed to be!? Are you acquainted with that fairy-girl?
[08:38] AC: greenFairy? No. I'm not acquainted with her. Hauu~!
[08:38] AC: In fact, I'd have to say I might hate her. Hauu~!
[08:39] VT: Can I ask why? Of course, there are many reasons to hate her. She's so annoying.
[08:40] AC: I think... She's just not a good person. She's cowardly and bullying. I think. I think. Hauu~!
[08:41] VT: Right. Whatever. So what did you want from me, anyway?
[08:41] AC: But I try to be nice, anyway. Because people always feel better when you're nice. Hauu~!
[08:41] AC: I just wanted to introduce myself and say hello. Hauu~!
[08:41] AC: We haven't met before. Before. Hauu~!
[08:42] VT: Hmph. Fair enough, I guess. If I deem you worthy, I might grace you with a moment of my time. You should be grateful that I'm even talking to you.
[08:42] AC: Alright. Ren.. adorableCleaver is grateful. Hauu~!
[08:45] VT: Right. So what do you want to talk about, anyway? You might as well decide on the topic, I guess.
[08:46] AC: Hm... Do you know any good games, Tsun-chan? Hauu~!
[08:46] AC: I have a friend who'd love to know.Hauu~!
[08:48] VT: Games? Ugh, I don't want to talk about that. I know this really rude gamer who always annoys me. If you want to know more about games, ask her, I guess.
[08:49] AC: Oh. Okay. Though, I think most "gamers" aren't rude. They're just confused or misunderstood, I think. Most people have a hidden kindness once you know them. Know them. Hauu~!
[08:49] AC: But if you don't want to talk about that... Hauu~!
[08:49] AC: What about adorable things? Do you know any adorable things, Tsun-chan? Hauu~!
[08:51] VT: Adorable things... Well, I like singing. Of course, most people don't understand how hard it is to sing karaoke. They think it's easy.
[08:53] AC: Oh? Are you good? Are you? I like doing karaeoke but I think it's very hard. But with enough practice anything I think I could get better. I think Hauu~!
[08:53] AC: I even made and sang my own song once. Hauu~!
[08:54] VT: Of course. I'm perfection incarnate. Hm... A song of your own? What was it about?
[08:56] AC: Well, it's called Egao Happii Piisu and it's about... Well, what I like doing, I guess. I guess. Hauu~!
[08:58] VT: That sounds like a pretty boring thing to make a song about... Whatever, I guess. Hey, what's up with your name, anyway? How can a cleaver be adorable?
[08:59] AC: What?! You can't see it Tsun-chan? Hauu~!
[08:59] AC: A cleaver has a very special kind of shine from when the sun hits it which makes it shape all.... Hauu~!
[08:59] VT: WHy don't you try explaining it?
[08:59] AC: It's so adorable~! Hauu~!
[09:00] VT: That isn't an explanation.
[09:00] AC: The way it shines and how it's shaped and the way it's like a cute baby of metal and wood and all the memories they hold and, and... Hauu~!
[09:00] AC: I want to take one home~! Hauu~!
[09:00] AC: But... I already have one. Have one. Hauu~!
[09:01] VT: ... No, I don't see it. It's just a cleaver. It's what commoners use to cut meat. Are you daft?
[09:02] AC: Huh?! You really can't see it... Hauu~!
[09:02] AC: I guess that's okay. Not everyone can see the hidden adorable nature of cleavers. Hauu~!
[09:03] VT: ... Are you a psycho or something?
[09:04] AC: Hauu? A psycho? AH- Ah. No. I'm not a psycho. Hauu~!
[09:04] AC: I try and be kind to everyone and everything. Hauu~!
[09:04] AC: I don't want to hurt anyone. You can trust me. Hauu~!
[09:05] VT: Why would you be kind to everyone? People should only receive kindness if they actually deserve it. Which almost never happens, since almost everyone is annoying.
[09:05] AC: You're wrond, Tsun-chan. Hauu~!
[09:05] AC: Kindness is something you show to people so that they can trust you. Hauu~!
[09:06] AC: It's something you offer to everyone unless they reject it. Hauu~!
[09:06] AC: Because the only way we can all be happy or be friends is by trusting eachother and being kind. Hauu~!
[09:07] VT: And what happens if they DO reject it? What's your bright idea in that situation?
[09:07] AC: In that case... They don't deserve kindness, I think. I think. Hauu~!
[09:07] AC: If you reject happiness and kindness, then you don't truly want it. Hauu~!
[09:08] AC: But... even someone who's rejected all kindness can earn it back. Hauu~!
[09:08] AC: If they really want to, of course. Hauu~!
[09:08] AC: That's what I think. I think.Hauu~!
[09:09] VT: How did we even end up on this topic...? It seems completely inane.
[09:10] AC: I think we got here because you didn't see why cleavers were adorable. Adorable. Hauu~!
[09:11] VT: They aren't adorable. You're just weird. At least talking to you is better than talking to that gamer or that fangirl, though.
[09:12] AC: Weird?! Rena's weird?! Hauu~!
[09:12] AC: Ah!Hauu~!
[09:12] AC: I mean, adorableCleaver's weird! Hauu~!
[09:12] AC: Why do you think I'm weird, Tsun-chan? Hauu~!
[09:12] VT: ... So your name is Rena, huh?
[09:13] AC: Um... No. It's adorableCleaver. Hauu~!
[09:13] VT: Explaining why you're weird would be like explaining why humans need oxygen. It's too obvious.
[09:13] AC: It is? It is? But... I don't understand. Hauu~!
[09:15] VT: Why should I explain something so simple to you?
[09:15] AC: Huh?! It's simple. But... But I don't really understand... Hauu~!
[09:25] VT: Eh. Can we talk about something else? This is boring me.
[09:28] AC: Um... Okay. Hauu~!
[09:29] AC: What do you like eating, VonTsun? Hauu~!
[09:29] VT: I like eating sweets. Anything that's spicy is just unbearable for me... Who can eat that kind of stuff, anyway?
[09:30] AC: I like sweets too. Though, I know someone who would probably murder you if you said that in front of them. Hauu~!
[09:30] AC: Especially if you disrespect curry. Hauu~!
[09:31] VT: What kind of strange person would murder anyone for something like that!?
[09:32] AC: Hahaha. I don't think Chie-sensei would like you saying that about her. Hauu~!
[09:36] VT: ... Seriously, are you part of some group of freaks or something? It would definitely explain a lot.
[09:37] AC: Huh? No, I'm not part of any group. Unless you count my class. But all of them are normal, I think. I think. Hauu~!
[09:38] VT: A class of freaks? What kind of school is that...? Wait. Are you in junior high, or high school?
[09:40] AC: Um... Well, Hinamizawa only has one school with one class so we all go to that. But I'm 16 if that's what you meant. You meant. Hauu~!
[09:41] VT: Do you always give out this information to strangers on the internet? I know I asked you a question, but that was way more info than I asked for.
[09:42] AC: Um... Ah. Sorry. I haven't really used the internet before so... Hauu~!
[09:42] AC: Ah! Just forget I said anything, okay? Hauu~!
[09:42] VT: ... Whatever.
[09:48] AC: Um... So, what do you like to do for fun, Tsun-chan?Hauu~!
[09:49] VT: Sing, mostly. And I like browsing the internet, but there are far too many idiots, so usually I just get frustrated instead.
[09:51] AC: Oh. Just because someone's an idiot doesn't mean they're a bad person. You should spend a little more time with them and try and get to know them. know them Hauu~!
[09:51] VT: Why would I bother doing that?
[09:53] AC: Because if you have people you can trust, they can share your burdens during even the worst of times. Hauu~!
[09:53] AC: They can help you, no matter how smart or not they are. They are. Hauu~!
[09:54] VT: Ugh... You're one of those idiots who believes that everyone is secretly good or something, right? I don't want to talk to you.
[09:54] AC: You don't want to talk to me? To me? Hauu~!
[09:54] VT: Look, can you just leave? Go talk to some of the others, and once you see how horrible they are, you'll change your mind.
[09:55] VT: Talk to me when you've talked to the others first. Then you'll see that I was right.
[09:55] AC: Okay. I'll try talking to them.Hauu~!
[09:55] AC: But I don't believe they are all bad people. Hauu~!
-- adorableCleaver [AC] ceased pestering vonTsun [VT] at 09:55 --
-- adorableCleaver [AC] changed their mood to OFFLINE  --

... What a complete waste of time. Didn't she have anything else to do? She checked the progress of the download... Still not finished. Ugh... How stupid.