Conclusion
It may no longer be your golden years of your career at present, but that is no excuse for you to be wearing that scruffy, poorness-inducing black hoodie and black trousers that you -- without fail -- wear each and every day of your life. You bring horror and discomfort to the people around you as you wear it, and this must change. You must get some new clothes!
But do not threat! We are well aware of how you are far too lazy to buy things, so we have gone one step ahead... no... two steps ahead! We have asked our finest clothing designers to make you your very own brand new set of clothes that you can show off to your friends and family, and have chosen the best one out of all of the proposed designs. We are highly positive that you will be ecstatic with absolute joy once your eyes take even just a glimpse at your new clothes.
So click the button below, Mr Wright, so that you may see your brand new, specially designed clothes!
Yours sincerely,
Meph and the AAO Art forum community
P.S.: Sorry.