>DISCLAIMER: Any jokes made about AAO users in this case are not serious, and meant in good fun.
*REEEEEEEE IS THAT A JOKE ABOUT ME NOT TAKING A JOKE????*
>Enjoy the show/nightmare/impending fiasco!
My day was ruined by that joke earlier /s
ugh, rain...
>(Glad I have an umbrella, or my hair would be drenched. That wouldn't be good.)
This is a personal attack tbh LMAO
McWhatchamacallit
ASH AS ANGEL I LOVE YOU LMAO
SEBASTIAN DEBESTEEEEEE
>And then I told him, "Someone must've hacked my Luck stat, because I met you!"
Awww
>I didn't get dumped by my boyfriend or kidnapped by cultist terrorists, so it's been a good week!
LMAO
>Maggey Byrde
>Age: Distress
>Gender: Damsel (she/her)
PLEASE STOP I NEED TO BREATHE
A STATUE OF APEEING TODDLER LMAO
FORTY AWARDS, GEE
>Very. With seven minutes totaling 420 seconds (blaze it), we need to do one every ten seconds.
if only this was posted on April 20th
>Al*right*
He is Debeste after all
Yorawner, eh?
Poor Tomas...
>Deploy the new court!
Magnificent
DEATH BY GUESTS' GUESTS???
Cluedo... Haven't played that since summer. (I think you call it "Clue" over there)
AYYY WE GOT A GOLDEN PAINTBRUSH!!!!
Bye Tiago... You will be remembered as the voice of Isaac.
fi-ght, fi-ght
how does one split "i" in text?...
Ash I will bonk you on the head with those puns.
Garbulfunkancle... What in the world
> Age: -69
So opposite of Gunther Agita (69, hehe)
>That stupid never-released deleted true secret banned illegal ending of "Turnabout of the Final Day"!
Hype?
>You killed forty-six people, bombed the United States, and made us and our Chihuahuas flee to Japan!
What in the...
Dzibilchaltunchunchucmilliation! see, I pronounced it on the first try!
You know, a cactus produces fruit so at least there's some sense to it?
Ash stop being horny on main
>Our next guest is not a clown, not the entire circus, but the whole damn circus industry.
Oho?
LMAO
>I've found my place somewhere where other people enjoy my puns. I can't leave my new home!
Hey, I enjoy puns if they aren't from Ash! /s
OH whoops I pressed the button and didn't see the alt judge guy
CESAR MIA
>Seriously! I swallowed every bit of background like a popsicle!
...this is AAO.
ATTACK FORM! MAGICAL BOY TRANSFORMATION!!!
ASH STOP BEING HORNY ON MAIN
Yay we got "Gameplay n' Gimmicks"!
>Jake Flint's ability to use a lie-detecting remote during testimonies!
Hey that's cheating! Not even the Magatama did that in court!
>...And no matter what he said, I did actually find myself extremely interested and mildly aroused.
ASH I SWEAR--
Oh hey, SuperAj3!
>I see. My name is Rosemary Thyme, and I am a professional ballerina, stockbroker, rapper, and stripper.
I uh...
WENDY OLDBAG LMAOOOOOOO
OLDBAG AS A STRIPPER, I DID NOT NEED THAT MENTAL IMAGE--
Wow, I cannot believe Theo Therside and Sue Panking were not worthy of Best Joke, SA3 tried his best (/s on the award)
Wow we lost to the obligatory AA joke, smh my head
I cannot believe Oldbag stans Shawn Mendez
OK boomer trialdude
OH ok so Wrightworth is canon now on the AAO-verse
OOOOH we got Best Main Character!
>Isaac Phens's holiday spirit lit up his case, and his song references were simultaneously awkward and funny!
Excuse you, I have 3 main cases' and who knows how many more side cases' worth of song references for Isaac. I have an entire Discord channel dedicated just to writing them down (I'm not joking)
von Karma saying ta-ta is hilarious LMAO
I can't believe AwesomeYears has a gap on the bottom part of the screen, smh my head 0 effort
MONOKUMA????
>Yes, hello, hello! I have come to bring despair to this world like a Christmas present!
Is it an axe guitar?
>A good sidekick is female, between 8 and 20 years of age, and pretty much just there for comic relief.
RIP Astin in my cases
>So... much... despair... I can't take it all anymore...!
I'm about to TRANSFOOOOOOORM *a new planet was born*
trialdude ingested deadly tiny bombs!!! He didn't even make it to the chapel!!!
I uh, I'm Team Despair?
Yay I will not be dealt with!
Intermission tiem
NO I will not save my game now
>She said her name was Rosemary Thyme, but that's an OBVIOUS cover name! I mean, what the hell?
OH no, Rosemary was exposed!
AJ IS SAL????
LMAO SAL COVERING ANGEL'S FACE IS HILARIOUS
THYME for the punishment, Monokuma's pawn!
More awards tiem!
>We will be hosting a Case Comp Meet and Greet!
Ooh!
>We have chosen one character from each case to act as its representative here today!
Oh no
MONIKA LMAO
I did play that case (and admittedly only this one) so I'm curious what the others will hold
Laurice!!!
Was what she said legit? Cause I haven't played DDLC (not that I was particularly interested in playing it)
OH LOOK ITS HERLOCK SHOLMES!
LMAO HE ACTUALLY SAID IT
>Herlock Sholmes?! Blasphemy!
I feel you, Tomas, I really do...
Cupid! Nice sprite choice
>Why did she reject me?
Imagine having the courage to ask someone out
The rich man, Richman
>Hey, let me use that! I can never remember what my dreams were about!
Same... Only some of the wildest ones
Psychic goats? Is this Zero Escape?
SUE PANKING LMAO
Hey now, I love her name
>I just want to thank Ash once again for their dedication. They are truly this case's manager.
Tomas...
>HEY! I need to speak to you NOW! My service at the local Olive Garden was HORRIBLE!
Excuse you, Sue is not a Karen she is the ASSISTANT MANAGER at the clothing store!!!
>Sorry. I must've gotten drunk on my economic and racial privilege before all this.
I'm stealing this LOL
>You know, given your overall appearance, I expected the weapon to be a... cinder block!
Ash I will literally bonk you with said cinder block
If you really want to know what happened in our case just PM either of us btw, we have an actual explanation
I can't believe Sue was such a Karen deep down
>We never heard the end of those "dragon deez nuts across the floor" jokes.
I uh--
Monokuma please--
>Ah! I've been bested again! I can't believe it!
Don't worry Tomas...
>Let's get down to business
to defeat the Huns?
Yay we got "True Spirit"!
THE VLC PLAYER CONE LMAO
>How do your teeth not shatter from all of that gem vore?!
The Legend of Zelda's Gorons would like to have a word with you
OH I take back my way earlier point, we got "You Should Never be a Parent"!
>"Sue Panking" and "Theo Therside" were equally great and horrible! Congratulations! You monsters!
You're welcome
Hey we also won "How Sweet"! I assume because of the ending
Ooooh, almost near the end!!!
Yay we're in the fourth tie-in!
AKANE GET OUT!
Or don't get out?
Wait what I have to present... OK
The answer is obviously Evilthena
Yay it actually is
OH NO THE PLOT TWIST
OH NO DONT BOMB THE ENTIRE WORLD!
ONLY Σ'S LIBS!
Rosemary seduced Oldbag-- OK I'll stop
A CONSPIRACY???
OHOHOHO
>The true mastermind behind all conspiracies, including Big Pharma, the Mandela Effect, and everything Sue Panking doesn't like.
LMAO
>How else did you think? You should know by now that the conspiracy theorists are always right.
OH NO THE VACCINES I GOT AS A CHILD--
>Anyway, bigwins's intelligence, sense of humor, personality, and bicep size were all boosted by 98.1%
Those goats and the mountains, wasn't calvinball in the trip to Everest and said something about goats?
Or it's just Oldbag driving Edgey to Evilthena?
Maggey to the rescue!
>It was just a simple matter of extracting his body from the black hole and piecing it back together.
Suddenly disobeying the laws of Physics
>He planned excruciatingly painful executions for all the members of Team Hope!
Good thing I didn't join that
>Because they sided with Monokuma, he planned to give them a chance to live, instead of dying in the blast.
Yay
>Anyway, in order to survive, the members of Team Hope would have to roll three dice... and get all 1's.
See, I gave you a nice idea with ZTD!
Why does Akane inflate when not speaking in this one pose LOL
AHA! I KNEW IT!
*silent court*
Hey I mean, it's not really crazy considering Zero Escape standards
Evilthena is immune to love, oh no!
Where's the music from, btw?
LMAO I CAN'T BELIVEE FIGHTING HOLMES IS AN ACTUAL ANIMATION
wait Pearl!Mia???
Deus ex Machina!
>All we need to do is construct an underground shelter on Mars, conduct a puzzle-ridden death game with a bunch of psychic people, wipe their memories, convince them they have bombs in their stomachs, and put them in a life-or-death scenario that will bring out their quantum powers so they can move backwards in spacetime and stop this from happening!
*Ash could you don't???*
>I don't have any limbs or a lower body, but take that!!!
LMAO
LMAO MAYA WTF???
Cut the cheese? What?
OOOOOOOH
Akane to the rescue!
>It also emits just the right radio frequency to disable Monokuma's controls! It knocked him right out!
Or Oldbag to the rescue!
*BZZZZZZT* LMAO
>When I first appeared on Frame 1088, I instantly checked the whole editor.
Wow, rood
I can't believe Monika died to a Chum, should've probably stayed at Turf War
OH yeah we left things on the fourth-place tie
LMAO CLC FINISHED A CASE???!!! CLEARLY ITS A WORK OF FICTION
But hooray for the revamp!
The award LMAO
Congratulations Awsome2464 !
RIP courtroom